Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
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nuked 0
You're an idiot
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
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eatmydust 0
thats really awkward...
MooLaw 0
I hope this is a FML for the ex and the child... I bet it was 10times as awkward for them.
dx169 0
YDI for hiking
iKaite 0
Lol @ YDI for Hiking. I always said Hiking was bad for u. ^^
KumoFF7 3
If you have a 8 year old son, I'm guessing you're over or near 30. In which case, YDI. People that old shouldn't be "getting intimate" ew
Typicaltyps 0
What, so after you turn 30 you are just never going to have sex again....Grow up.
KumoFF7 3
exactly.
mihai_fml 0
LOL
justdancebbyx3 7
Who the hell gets intimate on a hiking path? KINKY BITCHES
genius_man16 1
Lol @ 62 and anyway, why get intimate in a forest? What about all the bugs and shit? That seems weird to me, but perhaps it's just me :P
Kiwi_Splash 0
LMAO 62. What a coincidence...
imthatguythatdid 0
just finish up like a boss then say hello son! how are you today? If he says "what were you doing mommy?" say ******* and someday u will too. and its great!
nuked 0
You're an idiot
LoveCali 0
Agreed..Instead Of Being With Your ******* Boyfriend YOU Shouldve Been With Your Son On That Hiking Trip....******* Idiot. >=(
iEnvade 2
Why did you feel the need to capitalize every word in your comment? And I think OP has a right to spend the time with her boyfriend opposed to her ex who was also hiking with the son. Though I do hope she still takes care of her son properly.
CarlosDanger 12
Getting intimate in public is not okay.
Shots_HK 0
I assume this was on a weekend? And your ex-husband likes hiking? YDI for not thinking ahead. What did your son say?
Cerataphora 0
Of course you'd want to know....Pervert
wickeddrummajor 0
they deserve it for screwing on a hiking trail
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He was probably scarred after seeing his mother ******* another man.
sireen 0
why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....
Agrajagged 3
My thoughts exactly. YDI
BrutalFbomb 5
I third that ^ and btw you're a real bitch to really do that, besides who knows if you get poison oak or ivy down there. YDI
kittykat1501 31
Ydi Soooooooooooooo bad
LenaBelle 0
You should've at least went of the trail a bit...
HahaYDI 0
YDI for hiking
drzhottie148 0
YDI how about trying to find a new spot.
Einstein714 0
you failed miserably...YDI
oh_mi_shizzle 0
why did you go to the yea to try to hook up in the first place?! don't either of you own a place or at least make the effort to get a hotel room for te occasion?! I truly feel /aboslutely terrible/ for your child... can't imagine how awful that was for him. "daddy why is mommy being tackled by a strange grunting man?" YDI...
USMC_Marine 0
*****.
lil_ham1644 29
I've never had sex outside, but bedrooms can get old. It's fun going to new places.
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for imagining you were making out with Clay Aiken!
YouAreRidiculous 0
aahh!! that, my friend. is a CLASSIC line. epic win.
BrutalFbomb 5
LMAO! epic fail