Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
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saIty 17
I think she just made you her bitch. Now go make her a sandwich.
perdix 31
Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Now your balls Belong to a she.
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Comments (110)
doctorhook86 25
Violence is unacceptable. That said, ignoring someone is the ultimate sign of disrespect--maybe even more disrespectful than hitting somebody. Disrespect has no place in any relationship. The OP deserves it, no matter what the argument was about.
bjf10 22
So you were acting like a douche. YDI.
doctorhook86 25
51: You trollin'? Yeah you must be ******* trolling if you think ignoring someone is a mature way to handle anything.
RustyPwns 0
All you guys are retarded. The girlfriend's retarded, so what if the bf argued? He was the mature one who resolved the argument, yet he took a punch from the girl? I would dump the bitch, where are you op?
lifeisoutrages 7
Nothing was resolved. Instead of adressing the problem somewhere else, he chose to treat it as of it didn't exist. That's childish in its own right. I do agree that she shouln't have punched him.
jlamarre6 0
Damn bro I would have Claped to I wouldn't want to die
AzWolf 5
Good for her!
Icyghost17 10
I'm kind of leaning towards ydi. She had no right to hit you, but ignoring her was blatantly disrespectful and completely rude. Its basically telling her you cant be bothered listening to what she has to say. This is even worse if you where arguing about a serious issue. You should have pulled her aside and discussed it rationally, like adults. If you didn't want to discuss it immediately, you could have calmly asked if the two of you could talk about it after the party. Ignoring her probably only made her more angry, frustrated and probably hurt. I can't say I wouldn't have been tempted to throw a punch.
Iknoweverything 29
If your good time takes precedence over actually resolving your problem, YDI. And to ignore someone that you're in a relationship with? Real mature. You could have asked her if you could talk about it later, among other things. But if you're more concerned with YOUR good time than over whatever has caused a problem between you two, you deserve to be punched in the face repeatedly.
Shrike 24
Look at them thumb you down, 98! They don't like uncomfortable facts being presented, right? Cause apparently, beating the shit out of your partner is A-okay, but only if you're female.
OddBallChick 1
She shouldn't have punched you but you shouldn't have ignored her.
Dcm210 19
find better girlfriend and get some new friends.