Today, a guy who likes me a little too much, and who I asked to tone his advances down a little, sent me a message on Twitter, Facebook and by text message to apologize. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
TeraBaap 21
That sucks, OP. I mean, how could he forget to email?
tayjb17 15
I guess he is very very very sorry
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tayjb17 15
I guess he is very very very sorry
Mauskau 36
A guy did the same to me, but he also drove an hour to give me a card, present and to try and talk to me to tell me how much he liked me and he wished I liked him the same way. He even got a new number to send me messages hoping I wouldn't ignore them because I didn't know who it was. Finally left me alone now though.
HoboMeth 36
Well at least he knows to back down when being needy
ShortieRose 30
Maybe all of his accounts are linked somehow?
trellz17 19
It doesn't work like that.
ShortieRose 30
Okay, thanks for letting me know. My neices have the Facebook and Twitter linked.... so I was not sure if others could be as well.
sanahs 12
Facebook and Twitter can be linked, only by the things you post, not by the messages you send. These are still seperate. Same goes for other social media that might be linked.
TeraBaap 21
That sucks, OP. I mean, how could he forget to email?
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
And send a carrier-pigeon, and a telegram. And sky-writing's always good if you want to make a statement. This guy really isn't making an effort, is he!
SquilliamFancy 15
While I do agree it's flattering to be adored by the public, as I usually am, this is taking "adoration" a little too far. Maybe try reciprocating what he's doing to you? Send him those auto texts five or six or thirteen times a day, all with the same obscure word... (I suggest moist. I hate the word moist). Find him on every social media outlet he has and do the same thing! Hell, if this kid has an AIM, send messages to that. And, if all else fails, sign him up for Cat Facts. I'm sure he'll get the point after receiving pictures nonstop of *******.
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
I worry that he might take this as an expression of interest and start to think his approach is working.
trex454 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
f his life. he is obviously lonely and really likes you. it always sucks to have those feelings not reciprocated. Whats creepy to one person is romantic to another. hopefully he can find someone to return his love
Mynamewontfi 40
To me it sounds more like he's stalking OP though. Being lonely isn't an excuse to bother someone.
Ben_Dover831 19
Kinda reminds me of a skit by Anna Akana on YouTube called "Whoops wrong number!" Check it out it's pretty funny.
_EnderDoge 22
"Today, this guy that likes me too much, which I wish he didn't, told me he was sorry! FML." Still waiting for the FML here.
Wizardo 34
Sorry^3
yeaforreal 14
Must be using WUPHF