Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML
Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML
Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML
Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML
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GramarisIMPORTANT 2
Or babies laugh for no reason sometimes. Chill out
colderthanyou 15
You’ve never seen your child laugh for no reason? My kid used to laugh at his hands. You’re in for a real ride
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Comments (28)
MidnaLink 35
Look for evidence first, if you can reasonably prove that you two were not the only ones there at that time, then call the police.
GramarisIMPORTANT 2
Or babies laugh for no reason sometimes. Chill out
riley873 21
Your kid's a demon!!
RichardPencil 32
It was probably Pennywhistle the Clown that made her laugh.
RichardPencil 32
Haha, I never saw the movie. The trailer was too creepy for me! I’d guess that Pennywhistle is the shrill, annoying twin.
RichardPencil 32
You’re much braver than me! I still have nightmares about Crazy Joe Devola!
RichardPencil 32
Or avoid the opera.
colderthanyou 15
You’ve never seen your child laugh for no reason? My kid used to laugh at his hands. You’re in for a real ride
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
the younger you are the more likely you are gonna have a ghost experience
peanuts363 12
Ghosts aren’t real
jbuckets_404 39
Who said that?
tounces7 28
By "Nobody else", you don't mean there's no baby either do you? Because that would be creepy AF.
mccuish 25
I’ve seen enough horror movies to know where this is going
Sonotsuave 37
Maybe she was laughing at nothing, or idk kids can sense things around them well. Maybe she knew mommy was coming? Maybe she felt the spirit of an angel around her? Babies and animals can see angels! My baby brother could
zeam5555 1
be careful, trust me there are things around us all the time that you don't want to **** with..babies and small children can see them or feel them more then adults can. word to.the wise if you start to notice things out of place or feel uneasy. don't second guess yourself. do something about it