Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a text to my best friend venting about how terrible my date was going. I called the guy I was with a "clueless idiot." I sent it to my date instead of my friend. He responded with, “I’m sitting right in front of you.” FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I found out that an annoying guy who had asked me out spread a nasty rumour after I stood him up. According to him, I not only showed up to our date, I also went home with him, had advanced sex with him, then in the morning when he woke up, I was having sex with his roommate. All our friends believe this. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and it went great. I later found out that he came inside another girl, stole her sweatshirt, then left. After that, he proceeded to bang another girl. Both of these girls are in my friend group, and I still went on a date with him after. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
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loopy_lulu 0
did your friend know you were out with him?
Doortje 30
What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.
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Comments (47)
loopy_lulu 0
did your friend know you were out with him?
xxxNataliexxx 0
wouldn't she of known you were with him? lmfaoo wow
Doortje 30
What an ass. Hopefully it won't work out between your roommate and him, because it would suck to have to see him that often.
ryanebk 7
shoulda been less boring!
ryanebk 7
shoulda been less boring!
JenDanielle917 13
Shoulda not commented twice!
kpolice 0
Doesn't he know that you have got to keep your ladies in different area codes?
PrettyBoy_Jayy 0
yeeeaaahhh like you ever had that soo stfu dude. seriously!.
andruha1123 5
what's wrong with him?
carnage1106 0
Apparently you didn't tickle his fancy.
IHeartJimi02 0
Sorry op. It just shows that he wasn't that into you. It was very rude of him but at least you know the type of person he is. Better luck next time.
tona01 16
great profile pic, hendrix rules!!
IHeartJimi02 0
Thank you! He's my favorite musician.
tona01 16
mine too
perdix 31
How did he get a date with her if he was "rudely text messag(ing)" her? Most girls like to be sweet-talked before they hook up, not insulted. I guess some girls really do like the bad boys.
rockyraccoon28 8
that's what I thought when I read too. OP, don't feel bad. he's a jerk. there's an example for you right there, he's rude to girls. you don't need him.
ballar429 0
I think they meant that he was being rude by texting during the date... not texting rude things to the roommate.... confused me for a minute too though
gusgus36 5
worst date ever!
Jesterful009 0
is that a fake profile picture??
guppy40000 0
was your roomate a guy by chance, that would make this situation slightly better. Sounds like your roomate is a cow if she was interested in this guy and let you go on a date with him. i say screw them both. If your roomate gets around alot you might wanna check with him or her before going on any dates just in case.
Gladthatsnotme23_fml 0
Well that's what happens when ur the ugly friend