Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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iheartowls 0
Awww.... did you kick her back?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Pow! Right in the kisser.
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kewlster1 0
ouch
thatguy626 0
either you're really short or he lifted her up super high anyway sorry op
mshoes12346 3
hey, now lets not fight fire with fire!! but geezzz thats gotta hurt! im sure it was an accident but did they at least apologize or notice that u were hit??
duhitsnicole 0
awwwwh that's a sexy bf [:
Graawr 7
Aw that sucks op. :( But let it go, maybe they we're separated before too and just met today again and were too happy to care for other people around them. :
jamaiconmon 4
I have to say life just bitch slapped you with someone elses foot OP
yake12 0
BOOM Headshot!!!! futhermore... **** ANTIFLOOD
kiik_fml 0
ain't that a kick in the head ;)
malheartsnutmeg 20
Today, I reunited with my girlfriend, we swung magesticly! Then some meat-sack ruined the moment. WITH HER FACE. FML.
Tasanasanta 0
Boot to the head! and fyl
chocolatedrop 0
that was a suprise ending. gotta say i wasnt exprcting that
chocolatedrop 0
*expecting
iTaylor 0
omg picturing that is just too funny
tooGee24 0
hahah sorry op but u deserved it, nxt time mind your own buisness && Maybe u won't get hit
TheJaQ 0
Love hurts. Get over it.
tweetbaby14 18
kick the guy in the knees and stomp his girlfriend then speed off before security or the cops get to you.
KarinaLizeth18 5
haha 49 you're stupid she was minding her own business and just happened to see the couple, is she supposed to look at the floor til she gets to her car?? (for all I know OP can be a guy but saying she makes it easier)
baseballboy6595 0
who gives a shit. you'll probably break up eventually anyway
KarinaLizeth18 5
oh wait I fail it is a she haha I forgot about the gender indicator :P dang now I feel stupid... but not as stupid as 49 :D
nmsm 1
this is hilarious.
rallets 23
love hurts but sometimes its a good hurt and it feels like im alive
pinkpillowz 0
I feel like that could be in a movie and when her foot hits ops mouth the happy music will die down like a broken record :). haha
KarinaLizeth18 5
haha 68 love that song :D wooooo (^0^)/
_Damien_ 0
oh I'm in Belgium too!! not that it matters lol
shhhitsasecret 0
#8 that's what I'm sayin
ChesterJester11 0
why were you so close when they were passionately kussing?
ChesterJester11 0
*kissing lol
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it sis. we alll get kicked in the mounth by random strangers.
rohosoccer08 1
yeah I was definately expecting the guy to be her bf... yay for suprised endings!
imthatguythatdid 0
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!!! lol
strgod53 0
haha
iheartowls 0
Awww.... did you kick her back?
strgod53 0
hhaah lol Is that would u have done #2? :)
perdix 31
Ironically, your boyfriend is Chuck Norris and everyone thinks he roundhoused you good-bye at the airport.
titenite88 0
win.
CableX17 0
Am I the only one that noticed this chick is the "little kid" from an earlier FML that described *exactly* this?? Commented here because I thought perdix would have noticed.
3Chris28 0
The four-year-old? Yeah, I noticed that as well.
orcim 0
dang...
NightSkyx 0
While spinning my girlfriend today, I accidently kicked some lady square in the jaw. she didn't seem to like it at all, but she never got back up.
randomlover 0
I thought you were about to say that dude was your boyfriend now that would be ****** up but you stood to close and you were being nosey so yea
ccook85 0
Exactly, if she wouldn't have been standing right next to them, she wouldn't have gotten owned like that...
aardvarkish 17
I'm with 5 on this one.
FFML_314 12
But 5 she was only trying to make their love fest a little more interesting. Ménage à trois. ;]
KarinaLizeth18 5
y'all have obviously not been to LAX or some other really busy airport... these airports are usually crowded with people, so can you really blame her for being so close to them??
ArtIsResistance7 1
Pow! Right in the kisser.
idkmyusername 0
lmao
fcbarca123 0
FAIL:)
hthelittleone 10
sucks. but what were you doing so close to them anyway??
HeatherXCore 0
Maybe her car was parked next to them?
Beaverbandit 0
ha ha
HAHA_ROFL 0
it's called personal space you creeper.
Mylees 0
not when ur unleashing too much PDAs !! pig