Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
Halonation 0
Does he receive your date times and places telepathically? YDI for not telling him.
rougeunicorn03 17
I'm sure she had arranged it with him beforehand. Why the hell would you assume she didn't tell him? Sorry, but you're a total retard.
uniteandfight 9
You ducking idiot.
TheLynx_fml 20
My ******* god you are stupid
Freeze_fml 17
Why make a date with someone to leave them? Sounds like a waste of time for both people.
spiderman0606 0
She probably still cares for him and wanted to hear his side out. Obviously he doesn't care and didn't show her that same respect.
delude 26
OP should dump him over Facebook/a text. He sounds like he deserves it.
luongo6 0
it never said tht she didn't tell him
Halonation 0
She did. You just can't read between the lines.
livluvlaff8 0
I agree with #1 and #5.at least u r breaking up with him
luongo6 0
wtf snicks ur lesbian:-| and chill Idk how to "read between the lines"
Halonation 0
Stop jerking off and maybe you could.
okieraider71 4
Being alone would be a step up for you. You have every right to affection and love from someone who has commited to a relationship with you. Go give a horse a hug.
luongo6 0
what did I do to "jerk off" learn to be nice bitch. so I didn't "read between the lines" so what?
elvgar 0
Have your friend breakup with him for you and have your friend do it in a text.
benen 0
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metrockick10 0
Maybe she wanted to have a little class and actually break up with him in person. It seems to be a lost art in modern society but hey, whatever. Obviously, OP's boyfriend already did it for her. Just ignore him and when he calls/tries to get in touch with you, tell him you thought the two of you were already broken up since he obviously doesn't want to spend time with you and then hang up. It'll take the neanderthal at least ten minutes to even figure out what's going on, and you don't have to deal with any bitching or moaning on his part.