Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
lucidlucia 0
did u think you were going to convince him to treat you better by threatening to break up? he never had any respect for u. learn from this. move on.
idkweird 0
I thought it was pretty clear that she was going to just break up with him. Why would you think she was trying to convince him to treat her better? Her intention was to break up with him, and he didn't even show up. To me, it seems that she was simply giving him the respect of breaking up face to face.
GinandJenkem 0
Serves you right. Probably read through your shallowness. The moderators really need to stop allowing these "bitchy girlfriend" FML's through.
idkweird 0
How is it shallow to realize that you're being taken advantage of and that your boyfriend is a "jerk"? She didn't say she was breaking up with him because he was ugly. THAT would have been shallow. At least this girl was smart enough to make a decision to end it instead of staying with someone who treats her badly. I don't see this as a "bitchy girlfriend" FML, at all. The bitchy gf ones are the ones where the girl is complaining about something like accompanying her bf to buy a game.
damnrosi 0
man, someone really hate's women! so what happened? did some mean girl break your heart, or are you just some pathetic scum that treats women like crap to try and make up for your obvious, numerous short comings?
cater2U 0
no snick they meant ginandjenkem or whatever their name is
42billybob 5
i agree fully with the fact that there are too many "bitchy girlfriend" FMLs. this is not one of them, or if it is... some crucial details were omitted in the description. it's seriously disrespectful to flat out not show up for something that involves keeping someone waiting WITHOUT sending some sort of notification. she felt she was getting taken for granted and tonight she got that confirmed HARD. you seriously need a DAMN good excuse to get out of something like this.
silvereyedpuma 0
why bother? you must have realyl cared fr her then
brieanna101 0
YDI for setting up a date with the guy you are going to dump...it just makes it easyier for you to change your mind. and it's leading him on.
Novogrod 0
That was not a complete sentence, it was a dependant statement without predication. Proved is past tense. The present tense would be "has proven." If you honestly couldn't pick that up, then you seriously need to go back to school.
Bellak23 0
hahahaha!!! now you can get rid of the asshole though!
Busterfml 0
Darn it Mary-Jane, Peter Parker had other things to do!!! Does it always have to be about you? Yours Truly, Green Gonlin
bluesclues72 0
spelling FAIL!
ReyEr9412 0
*IRONY*
dsegui4 0
omg what an effing jerk he doesn't even deserve to be broken up with in person!! break up with him over text
hbshue 0
Break up with him and dont tell him then when he gets all pissed be like i forgot like u forgot to show up to our date!