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Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, it's National Girlfriends Day. My boyfriend stood me up, blamed it on his mom, and then decided he was going to go hang out with his friends. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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Top comments
samwilliams800 28
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
hpandher 16
Then why on the earth was he telling you about it?
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Comments (13)
samwilliams800 28
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
hpandher 16
Then why on the earth was he telling you about it?
LyricaSilvan 30
Because some people are very, very stupid.
Cali 57
In all fairness, it could've been a platonic date with a friend or family member. Still an odd way to announce it though.
Tekeyah Foggie 3
Dump him
RichardPencil 32
My girlfriend, Salma Hayek, does that to me, like, all ... the ... time!
sparkledoge 29
You got on accidental YDI. I really didn't mean to click it so if you see that, imagine there's one less. You didn't deserve this. Unless you're a horrible person... But you'd cancel your plans for your boyfriend so you're probably not.
yeongji 31
If it is a date with say his mother or sister, then that is fine - but even then, he should have told you he meant them and not you. BUT if it is anyone else other than a family member, that is unacceptable.
Exaspera 55
You don't want to be with someone that stupid anyway.
shade34 19
That asshole! You'd better break up with him.
Jachin357 28
im not sure he fully understands how this relationship thing works.
caliguy08 17
Soooo this is where you go out with that one "male friend" you have (all women have this friend) and actually give that guy a chance.... I guarantee he wouldn't cheat on you