Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
Bizzatch 0
I think it's funny how girls claim to be bisexual for attention...
idkweird 0
agreed. I like to ask if they've actually gone down on a girl. A lot of girls do the stupid kissing to get guys to like them, but very few of them would actually go that far. I'm definitely straight, but I had my experimentation, as a lot of girls do. I don't consider myself bisexual, and Ive def gone further than most who label themselves as such.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I once dumped a girl for cheating on me by a skywriter saying she's a ***** over the school. True story. Cost me a fortune though.
mfmylifesrsly 30
zomies it's my fiancé :D
GinandJenkem 0
Enough with the girlfriend FML's !! They are all about complaining. They are lucky that guys even look at them to begin with..
astro_plastic 0
Get ******.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Fo shizzle!
wrathofbong 0
yes taking someone out to a public place on a date to break up with them is so much nicer then doing it in private.
dudefromnyc 0
then breakup over the phone dummy!!!!!!!
ameonna_fml 0
#41 is the best. Dump him, just don't tell him :P If he sees you with some other guy and gets pissed, just be like "Well, I tried to get in touch with you about it but..." Totally immature, but he definitely deserves it.
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Haha blue_coconuts that's pretty awesome. Cheaters deserve itttt! Sucks it had to cost you a fortune though. Was she pissed?
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