Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
3DLoli 0
Omnomnom. c:
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed. You know you are making the right decision. Text him and be done with it.
paul924 0
oh my god!!! all u people that say he's a jerk for not showing up r retarded!! he obviously knew u were gonna dump him so he didn't go! god break in a brain people!!
Cinn_fml 23
I think he should've showed either way. If he knew she was going to dump him then he could've shown up to get it over with, if he still wanted her he could've tried to win her back. OP - you do realise that this is a situation where breakup via text is good enough? If not, just go to his house, tell whoever answers the door, then leave. If they stop you by asking why - explain.
strandedinalimo 0
I agree, break up over a text message. It lacks class and maturity, just like him.
skullbashd 3
snicker doodles why are you such a douch3?
spiderman0606 0
skullbash, she's right. But don't sit down and write a letter. That shows you care enough to write a letter. Show him you don't care and that it's over, OP. Show him you're too good to be with a douche like that.
ssch 0
you scare him ha ha
AlcaSMT 0
Better yet, dump him but don't tell him.
CallMeHush 1
You have no choice now, break up with him via facebook, it is a classic way to handle it now anyway.
allysgotstyle 0
do you seriously need to say via? Why not say ******* " break up with him OVER facebook?" e_e
Cinn_fml 23
via is a cool word. deal with it. :P whilst I'm fairly certain both are equally valid, does it really matter which was used? They both come to the same amount of words.
CallMeHush 1
ally I can't make the words much shorter than that, Sorry.
GinandJenkem 0
Not in the context used. It's a professional term that you simpletons use only to sound "educated."
STEVENMARIN 0
you idiot bc that's proper English!
CallMeHush 1
Did I light someones skunk on fire or what? 3 effin letters tapped out on an iPod. Imply that I'm uneducated all you want, I only have one thing to say to you. Yes, I'll have fries with that.
Gstone5 0
hahahah break up fail!!!
karinerz 0
That just gives you another reason. Call him instead.