Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
cajun_fml 0
Why do people pick on Snickerdoodles so much? what has she possibly done to deserve all the abuse?
Cinn_fml 23
She's essentially earned herself the "geek" title and so all the "cool" people feel the need to pick on her because she makes them feel insecure with themselves. (That was a joke) What she did was correct grammar on the internet, so she doesn't deserve it at all. But some people just need someone to pick on.
cajun_fml 0
Cinn, I see. So basically she is picked just because she is there. Hang in there Snicks!
fisheatsbear 6
lol fml newb. if you've been reading snickers as long as the rest of us, then you can see why she gets picked on. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin... or something like that.
fisheatsbear 6
darn. it's I ain't sayin nothin, I'm just sayin.
Cinn_fml 23
fisheatsbear is right. You'll understand as time goes on why people do...well, you'll understand in the way that you know why it happens, hopefully you won't ever think she deserves it. I do think it's funny how she has a whole load of people picking on her and then another load defending her. It makes for good reading sometimes.
VittoriaMioCore 0
@fisheatsbear, your words make no sense.
oo00o00o00o0o000 0
YDI for trying to leave the kitchen :P
Kirlyfoo 9
**** u people for not thinking maybe somthin really important came up and he could show up god dammit. ****! sum peeple need to think or ask.
Kirlyfoo 9
SRY peeple imeant to write "couldn't show up" and yeah sum peepl have no brain and are *****!
cajun_fml 0
OP, seems as though you just need to cut your losses and move on.
wrathofbong 0
So you were going to take him out on a date and dump him? What a bitch. YDI
ameonna_fml 0
Maybe #54 wanted her to leave him a post-it.
Peacemaker9 7
lol looks like he knew what was coming
reggie77 0
umm I think you were alittle bit to late... he has broken up with you long time ago.
mfmylifesrsly 30
haha I have a feeling he knew it was coming. and 5, he might not get mad if she breaks up with him over texts, I mean he didn't show up for the date so it shows he doesn't care. but, he could get mad also if he's one of control freaks where the feel like the girl is their property and she'll be lost without him.
missme2 3
Just consider it already over and don't bother with any "break up speech" or any communication with him. Good riddance!