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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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sai_fml 0
Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can
lemonkid44 0
so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.
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Comments (56)
Tikal_fml 0
Are you sure he didn't try to kill himself by taking loads of sleeping pills, after you just broke up with him? Just checking.
ladyangel52 11
Or maybe he just didn't want to talk to her.
tuxedoandex 28
mind = blown
lemonkid44 0
so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.
keyahell 0
I completely agree with you.
tothenifty 1
Maybe he wasn't sleeping and just did not want to talk to you...
threer 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, we don't... Or maybe us crazy feminists who yell about how gender standards are dumb as **** see it differently. Anyways, overgeneralization. Not cool.
Awesome58422599 19
You realise you just included yourself in to the "crazy feminist" category right?
quiksta 0
hahahaha look at all the chicks coming to your aid! "what an asshole" you juts broke up with a guy, obviously halfheartedly if you're calling him back 2 minutes later. so you're ******* with this guy and you still expect him to give a shit after you're done playing ******* mind games? i feel bad for you, girls, really i do. you have much surprise awaiting you in the rational, logical world.
SamuraiDeli 0
How is this F- YOUR life? You broke up with him and called back TWO minutes after? He didn't pick up, so what? He's better off without you.
sai_fml 0
Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can
DingoCJ 15
Where have you been all of my life :p
l33tm0nk3y 0
I can see two possible scenarios for this story. Neither of them qualifies for an FML. 1) You broke up with him as part of some stupid game of self-validation, more to see how beat up he'd be about it than because you had a real reason to discontinue relationship. In this case, it serves you right for being such a drama-seeking, insecure b****. 2) You broke up with him because he has a track record of being cold and uncaring like this. In this case, his reaction is just confirmation of what you already knew. Old news, not worth getting bent out of shape over. And either way, I fail to see any reason why you should call him 2 minutes later and expect him to care. Oh, or it could also be that maybe he was simply upset that you dumped him, and talking to you that soon afterward was the absolute last thing he wanted to do. Seriously. Get over yourself.
Cantexplain1234 0
Fyl? Haha, men deal with it a different way, i have had fml worthy breakups, that nights not hard because i'm just at a loss for any emotion, kinda like being realllyyyy high, in the sense that you just are numb, numb and sad, and tired, when im sad all i do is sleep. F'ck his life if he did what i do.
ChrisFrancia 0
wen its beddy bye time, its beddy bye time. y would u call make? btw i left my toothbrush at ur place?
killkillkill 0
lol he cried himself to sleep
Dug_fml 0
ehh, sleeping a lot can be a sign of depression (escapism), he doesn't necessary not care