Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
blastvortex 4
Yup, that sounds like karma all right... for both of you, that is.
velvetreverie 0
YDI for planning a breakup date.
karina_said 0
his spidey senses were tingling
frankgrimes 4
#100 made me Laugh. haha
MattCole 0
OP is a ******* bitch who probably deserves her boyfriend. Why would you go on a date with him if you were planning to break up with him on the date? Youare going to let him spend money taking you out and then surprise him with a break up? ****** like you make me sick.
Cinn_fml 23
@MattCole - exactly where does it say that he was going to pay for the date? She might've been the one paying for all you know. Also, don't you think it's more decent to break up face to face rather than by text or something equally cowardly?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
jayAZ 3
I'm here for you...No need to let him know. He'll find out eventually and just a couple questions. Are you sure he knows you two are dating? How many times do you pass by his house in a day?
Novogrod 0
Lol #1... Way to start with a sentence fragment, and end using "Proved" in the wrong tense! Snickerdoodles = Epic Grammar fail! Anyway, FYL OP.
blazenfiji 0
his loat
idkweird 0
The first part of Snickerdoodle's comment is a complete sentence. "All the more reason to dump him." Also, "proved" is the correct tense in the last sentence, "He just proved what an ass he is." I'm sorry, Novogrod, but that was a bashing fail.