Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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idkweird 0
Novogrod: Ill give you the first sentence. The more I read it, the more I was inclined to agree with that part. The "just proved" part still confuses me, though. Why is she not allowed to use the past tense when, in fact, this action was in the past? "He just proved what an ass he is." He can still be an ass in the present tense even though the proving was done before. He proved (past tense) that he was an ass by not showing up for the date. That part happened in the past. Just because it happened in the past does not mean that he can only be an ass in the past. He can presently be an ass while having already proved it.
zero112 0
wow that's says it all!!!!
w00kye 0
owned
cassdede 0
hahahahaha... fail
pooley 0
^Douche^
spongebob95 0
if he's like that then call him and break up or text? ydi
yankeegirl123 0
wow
ejayne 0
At that point, I would have just sent him a text message saying "We're done."5
cuntwaffle 0
tell him you were a lesbian all along
qzamml 0
agree with 1. but how about this. now you have two options...you can either consider it as you have MORE grounds to dump him....OR you can just ignore him for doing that and let him figure it out by himself that you think he is an asshole. one or the other. =P