Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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Top comments
thejonac 21
just proves you're making the right decision to break up w him. just dump him via text because he asked for it anyways.
A07 48
This is where you text and tell him he's cancelled OP
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Comments (65)
Miss_Mandi 29
You know him, OP. Probably did it that time on purpose, though.
zahidnasir 22
Its all about priorities
ScarredVox92 16
I say dump him.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
If he doesn't respect you enough to keep dates with you then he doesn't deserve to be broken up face to face with
thejonac 21
just proves you're making the right decision to break up w him. just dump him via text because he asked for it anyways.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, but then she might get called a coward by their friends and she might not get to tell her side of the story.
rocker_chick105 31
Then those "friends" deserve the same treatment as her ex. If friends won't at least let you tell your side, let alone call you a coward, they aren't worth the time either.
lexwilder 16
No I agree, text is justified at this point.
gichikku 14
#31, she could put in the text about how she tried face to face and he cancelled every time. Then she could show that as proof if needed, though she shouldn't need to justify herself with anyone in my opinion.
MidnaLink 35
I was referring to the previous "text break-up" FML. I thought it was obvious.
Stormcloak 20
Let's be honest here. Is that really such a surprise knowing how he generally is with dates?
tormcn 26
So.. did the breakup end face to face, or did it become through texting?
Nismoking240 2
Like the fact you wanted to do it in person but if he didn't show up for the other times what's different now lol
A07 48
This is where you text and tell him he's cancelled OP
aleemoe45 15
Definitely not boyfriend material, dump him.
ohjoy15 33
"Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend". First line. She was already intending to dump him.
aleemoe45 15
Gotcha
RarityRoyale 17
This is definitely the rare time where breaking up via text message/facebook is acceptable
usnwife 18
Public post to his facebook wall. "I was going to do this in person, but since you cancelled on me - again - Im left with no choice. We're over."
jackipdoc 31
At least you tried to be nice. I don't say this often, but he sounds like the kind of person that entirely deserves a text breakup.
carcinoid 17
There's no pun for this; just ditch him whenever he wants to go to bed with you.