Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
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shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
idkweird 0
@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.
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Comments (179)
Angeledice 0
Lol! I wonder what he was doing... He is indeed not worth it face to face!
terlolnator 0
stfu^
xSPiDERPiGx 0
quiet kid. op don't you notice the shudder of hideousness in his eye when he looks at you? keep some sort of dignity though.. go throw ladels at his bedroom window or summin..
TheMystery_fml 6
stfu^
horseycrazah 2
Haha ladles that's a new one.
bettadenne1 0
well now u have more of an excuse =]
cater2U 0
or if you really wanna make him mad break up with him over a text
Eddie_Paints 0
Maybe he heard it on the grapevine!
iowa3jumpman23 0
grapes suck dick
cuntwaffle 0
^THIS
shakenbake93 0
At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?
gotpromise 0
Because girls either don't know they're assholes or they think they can change them..which never works out.
xoxogrrrr93 0
so true .
jgarciabu 0
because girls love assholes. The Game by Neil Strauss... nuff said
Severd 0
I'm sure Team America said it best...
TheAspieDork 27
One word: trickery. They act nice until they get some, then they just quit trying.
anela_fml 0
sorry gotta say YDI shoulda seen it comin
NOTYOUTOO 0
I REALLY HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
Philosophic 0
YDI for owning a monkey. Snickerdoodles - don't reply to this FML you lesbian.
SealClubber 0
snickers. let's be friends. I like you. you remind me of chocolate.
SealClubber 0
I can hate you and want to be friends. I hate lots of my friends.
xSPiDERPiGx 0
snickerdoodlesticles. u put bad bad images in my head.. bad. embrace the GINGER... bleerr.
Ep1cPha1l 0
@sealclubber if you hate your friends you are pathetic
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol at 30 GO GINGERS! and 10, stfu.
funnyman95 0
Agreed... on both. Dickerdoodles is a lesbo fo sho
katmandont 0
#13 - mmmmm, chocolate. I love snicker...., I mean, chocolate. Seriously OP, count yourself lucky and move on...
bluesclues72 0
Snick, you were kidding about the bisexual thing, right? If you weren't I have lost all respect for you. On the other hand, if you were being funny we can go back to being friends.
strandedinalimo 0
You lost all respect for her because she is bisexual? That's pretty stupid on your part.
gingersnapper 0
Seriously. Bisexuals are awesome! No matter whose pants they reach down, they're always satisfied with what they find.
rosa08 0
seems to me snickers munches more rug than a supercharged vacuum cleaner. om nom nom nom
astro_plastic 0
What's with the queer-hating here with Snickerdoodles? I said I felt a girls boobs and it was a party, but she mentions it and she gets lame insults thrown at her? You're all just threatened. Keep your little shrunken dicks cowering between your legs and keep using her sexuality as a legitimate insult. I'll send in the failboat.
bluesclues72 0
it's not stupid, it's my opinion. I believe that gay/lesbian/bisexualness is wrong. I know some people disagree, but I don't give a crapperjack. Furthermore, I don't need your respect because I don't know you.
luongo6 0
what a B**** dump him like the loser he is