Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having a BDSM theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I decided to play hooky to go buy new toys from the sex store to spice things up for my girlfriend and me. Well, things got awkward when my boss was also playing hooky and in the same sex store after I'd told him I was out for a funeral. FML
Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I'd said hello to her as I came in the door. FML
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Top comments
OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
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Comments (127)
OhDearBetrayal 25
At least now you know that you two have things other than work goals in common.
badabingbitch 3
I love you^
wellfuuucckme 7
Chains and whips defiantly excite op ;)
wellfuuucckme 7
Definitely* (auto correct)
xlord 27
@6 I don't personally think that FML is the right place to profess your love for someone but to each their own I guess....
onlychildFTW 34
21,23. But cats rock. :(
thepersonyouknow 9
^ if u dont get that comment read 21 and 23s description
Brotha_Lou 5
Guess who is getting a Bonus for the holiday :)
rhaemese 9
21, I thought defiantly was like a weird placed pun.
mizuki123 8
My cat is snuggling with me:) cats are purrrrfect.
funny_but_sad 4
75, so is mine. I love cats :)
lil_ham1644 29
Thank you 56, I didn't get it.
bwinski 19
Kinky ;)
greekgal44 14
69 likes.. no one mess it up
NoWayLady 13
They already did!
Beeftinkle 13
I think you should just relax and have fun.
EmoSunshine14 2
At a BONDAGE theme night? You're joking right?
chippa 24
Well, that's what they both showed up for. Neither of them should feel too awkward about it--it's not like one of them was dressed up like that and the other wasn't.
DespairFaction 11
Yeah I don't see anything wrong here. If anything maybe he could get a raise out of this.
ryrock310 10
106, op is a female as well.
decidedlyvague 11
So? They might both be into women for all you know.
kultyre 7
Bondage at the workplace perhaps?
Pleonasm 36
This was bound to be awkward.
kittytub 12
I'm gagging over all the puns that are bound to happen!
flockz 20
i don't know how long we can keep this chain going.
OnlyAvailableID 28
These puns suck. I should whip you guys into shape.
Docbee 11
Don't be so tight guys, I'm sure someone will come with a comment that will tie us all together.
XanderJayNix 17
You people sure have knotty minds.
sens3sfailing 25
It hope I don't bruise the thread by taking a crack at a pun. It can be painful to read bad ones, but it is just great to read ones that dominate the thread!
unsuccesfulmastu 4
Cccccombo breaker! >:)
mydadpulledout 17
Way to break the chain ya damn Nazi!
KrazieKleo 13
What's S&M night?
Pleonasm 36
Symphony&Metallica
RoboCunnilingus 23
Sun&Moon
Le_Anonymous 9
Slave and Mistress.
lysx84 24
Short & moustachioed
skittles_fairy07 4
Sadomasochism.
flockz 20
staring & masterbating
mrsquiggles6900 5
Sadness and madness
annie_nk 23
Starbucks & Money
sens3sfailing 25
Skyrim and Morrowind
BlueFlatts 20
Student & Master
WhyAmUHere 19
Sadism and Masochism.
bunniex1 11
Skittles and M&M's
WritingWrongs 8
-7, when I first looked at this fml that was exactly what I was thinking, haha.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Spaghetti & Meatballs
charvisioku 22
Sausages & Mash
iOceanus 18
Sandy & Mr. Krabs
a_lenzmeier 11
Sasquatch & Marshall
PussyPredator 6
Sadism and masochism, slave and master, spaghetti and meatballs, and Metallicas best album.
Driveshaft 5
Super Mario
evilamoebaattack 20
sex
MyCommentsSuck 21
Were y'all dressed alike, or for opposite positions (sub and dom)? Maybe she really wanted to find out which you were.
wlddog 14
I was actually wondering the same thing. It would be ironic if his "Boss" was dressed as a "Slave" and he was dressed as a "Master".
JerryH 9
OP is a girl too
jwa2000 3
That is irrelavant.
Pleonasm 36
Dicks and wongs my break my thongs but only whips excite me.
grafeety 9
I'm going to voice my opinion and accept the thumbs down for beating up a good, popular commenter. Pleonasm I love puns, and you are great at them, however you just try too hard sometimes. And puns are good in moderation, not every fml and comnent deserves one. Yes, I specifically used the word beat earlier for the irony and possible hypocrisy.
Idaho4177 4
Pleonasm, don't listen to them, your puns are amazing, even on every single FML.
grafeety 9
I'd just like to add that I mean it with all due respect, some of the material I've seen you come up with is absolutely classic!
CueTheMusic 22
Pleonasm, your comments always make me chuckle, please don't stop!
laden_swallow09 35
There is absolutely no reason why every FML would not need puns. However, this one in particular is rather forced. Only after looking up "wong" in UrbanDictionary did I learn that it means something of a voyeur, which would obviously be appropriate here if it weren't such an obscure reference.
Pleonasm 36
In response to everyone, but mostly grafeety because his is the one that brings up a few points to address: When I see an FML, I post a comment which reflects my state of mind at the time- I simply write what the FML makes me feel or think.So, this is not so much about trying too hard, because the process is spontaneous; rather that it's not something pleasing to all of you thumbing me down. I just want to say that that is fine. We can see here that there are differing opinions, and everyone is entitled to their own about my posts. Therefore I also feel entitled to post what I feel on the FMLs, just like any other regular is allowed to. (within moderation- that's an accidental pun) Whether or not it pleases people is beyond my control and people can feel free to thumb it down and move along. However, I shouldn't feel prohibited from posting what I feel just because the masses don't want me to.
Pleonasm 36
Now, to everyone more specifically. Thanks for being respectful and constructive in your posts, and yes, I will take everything said into consideration. To laden swallow, wong was actually just meant to be a synonym of dick... I didn't know that wong also meant voyeurism.
charvisioku 22
*Shrug* Your comments always give me a good chuckle. And although it's hard to swallow, it's pretty much a given that the people on FML are insanely fickle - they'll hail someone as a master in one FML and rabidly whip them in the next. Have you seen some of the grammar nazis this place harbours?
opoopu 8
Take it easy people. It's all meant to be just entertainment and fun on this site...right...??
Kerdooski 8
This made me lol so hard.
zandalee 20
Imagine the fun you could have tying each other up in the stationary cupboard.
Kallian_fml 21
So, you find out you and your boss have something in common and now you find it hard to talk to them?
Wood1andcritter 3
Thats a little different in this situation when the common is bondage
xgetxbentx 13
At least she was cool about it.