Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Better off
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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nomad542 4
that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....
LaColombianita 26
A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.
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nomad542 4
that's when you just accidentally break something on the car.....
reenkaur 7
such a jerk! >_
QueenQuay77 10
No that's when you "accidentally" break his face.
firsties 5
Or accidentally walk to close with your keys sticking out ;)
willyd1991 1
Sorry to hear OP just think that there is always someone out there that will treat you right. just keep moving forward!
CareFace 16
I hate reading these comments when "2 wrongs apparently MAKE a right"... If I were to break up with someone it would be good reason. If they decided to take it out on my possessions... they wouldn't be able to walk again. That's how it is, don't whinge about how I "roll".
titzenpitzer 9
I'm in the almost-breaking-up-situation too, and I think it's just plain bizarre how people treat the guy who is about to dump the girl. Like he's an awful asshole that only thinks about himself. If the feelings are over and done, what else is there to do? Fake the whole thing forever so she'd be happy but he's totally NOT?! I don't understand those revenge-seeking mthrfckrs. Learn to handle the situation. People like you are the whole reason this thing is so hard to do; if you could just agree with the feelings of the other...but no. You feel betrayed and you seek vengeance. Disgusting. On the other hand, he could have dropped you off at your house, that's what I'd do.
crchara 3
Perfectly fine when a guy breaks up with the girl. The inconsiderate move that is being brought up here is that he broke up with her in his car and made her walk all the way home (though op didn't specify how long the walk was) at least have the decency to driver her home or break up with her at her house.
Cad6 24
Today, me and my girlfriend got into a huge argument in the car, which ended with her getting out and walking away in fury. Full of sadness, I took my car home and parked on the driveway. 3 hours later, someone drew dicks all over it with a key. FML
SignUpisntcool 3
All he did was break up. You guys are stupid if you want to mess everything up on his car.
Havin 19
I might be wrong, but I don't think the whole FML is based on the break up, I think it's the fact that he broke up with her in the car and didn't even have the decency to even drop her off home. He could have done it after they arrived...
titzenpitzer 9
and that's why we need more info, actually...but OK, none of or business, I guess. If my girlfriend tells me that she cheated on me while I'm driving, I don't think I'd wait.
crchara 3
Pretty much what I said :p
KeyboardWarrior 10
Why is everyone assuming OP's boyfriend is a jerk? Yeah, not giving a lift home was kind of rude, but what if OP did something to cause the break-up? And he would rather not drop her home for fear of showing emotion? Sorry I'm just trying to put this in the most positive light possible.
blackheart24 10
I agree with keyboardwarrior. Who knows? OP could be the biggest bitch on the planet and totally deserve to be dumped and left stranded. You ably hear one side of the story, so it's hard to assume that OPs bf was a dick or if he was just plain tired of OPs shit.
pimpnainteasy 5
Lol wow y'all are saying break his face... He broke up with her not a big deal means he had no feeling better than cheating on her. Should be happy he left you
doctorhook86 25
FYL, OP. But don't listen to the people saying to mess up his car; that ain't classy.
ALpein 0
Two wrongs make a right and two thongs keep it tight.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
I still love you.
TurnpikeTwister 0
Given that OP got dropped off on the side of a road in Montana, I imagine it wasn't a short walk home. Plus, there are bears; her ex-bf had to be somewhat of a dick to do that.
afdude87 6
130: given the lack of information, like many others have said.. if OP had cheated on him, I couldn't care less how far the walk is. Maybe OP would think twice before doing that again. But if it was because he found someone else, etc, then he's a dick. Definitely not grounds for ******* his car up, that's just being a piece of shit.
CareFace 16
42 - I didn't know that breaking up with someone is a wrong... I don't know what world you live in... But not everyone can have that one and only forever.
Look_A_Sloth 11
Who do you think YOUR ugly fat ass is?
BarDownDaily 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm sorry he broke up with you, but a little exercise can't hurt!
ClassyCommando 13
Sure it can.
QueenQuay77 10
It depends how much exercise we're talking here, if she had to walk far then hell yea exercise can hurt. And the whole way home I would have been plotting my revenge.
icallbullshit 3
So 20 someone Losing feelings for another person which I presume happened here as in most dumping cases, is the green light for revenge on his possessions or on him. Put yourself in the shoes of someone breaking up with another then they brick your windows or some crap, not a good feeling is it?
burningpassion69 6
Isn't that the whole point of 20's comment
titzenpitzer 9
you don't even know what she could have done to make him break up. Think
The_Hitdude 12
36-Even if he lost feelings for her, he should AT THE VERY LEAST have the decency to drop her off at home. And I'm pretty sure 20s statement wasn't supposed to be taken as seriously as you took it. Yes, revenge (usually) causes more problems than it solves, but I think OP needs to do something to set him straight. Don't be so quick to mindlessly attack somebody.
QueenQuay77 10
My revenge wouldn't be for him breaking up with me, it would be because he made me walk home after doing so. He could've gave the girl a ride, that's just messed up in so many ways.
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
No body would want to date your ass cause your so busy thinking of violent illegal acts so shut the **** up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
^It's called a comma, and calming the **** down. It's FML, the place for laughs, not for taking every little shit Eli ******* serious.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*soo Why did I get Eli?
Cad6 24
How the hell did you write Eli instead of "soo"?
QueenQuay77 10
First off you shut the **** up, because I will punch you right dead in your ******* mouth, so how's that for violence!!! Nobody asked you so mind your ******* business you stupid bitch!!!
Pentium_4 27
too bad you weren't driving, then you could have run him over
DREWBERTMAN 2
Or OP can grab his/her car, put a brick on the gas pedal, and "witness" and accident
LaColombianita 26
A real man would have at least given you a ride back home. That was pretty rude of him. I guess he just didn't want it to be awkward though.
QueenQuay77 10
That's true but he could've waited until he dropped her off and then broke up with her, what's a few more minutes?
yahoowizard 16
Yeah, I mean, it would have been awkward for the both of them. I think there's another FML on here where after the breakup, they sat a few hours in the car, which might have been worse
bball234 6
i think the most likely situation was that she yelled at him for 5 minutes until he was finally like, "get out."
QueenQuay77 10
Road Trip!!!!! I'm down, I'm in CT so I would love to go
QueenQuay77 10
Ok well I'll be waiting.
barjack_den 0
Of course you would know, for you look like a man
BlackBlazeCobra 16
You should've forced him to take you home. He presumably broke your heart, the least he could do is be a gentleman instead of an asshole.
loganberrybat 11
Why would you want to spend even more time with someone you've just broken up with?! Don't blame him for not giving her a lift
Jerica_22 5
Only if more guys thought like that
shahroni1 3
catch a bus .
LoveMay 10
He shouldn't have to. She should have been dropped home by her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend.
SweetTooth78 0
Yes , If that was me I would of made him take me home awkward or not !! What a piece of shit this guy was . He got a lot to learn !! Sucks that you walked 0P but what sucks even more is that you couldn't be a pyscho and yell at him to take u home!! ;)
xXxIracebethxXx 14
68 - Would have*
KiddNYC1O 22
97- would have*
QueenQuay77 10
That's just wrong, I hope you didn't have to walk far. Next time you see him and his car, throw bologna at it and him. Ungrateful bastard.
connerwonner 7
Really? That's the best revenge you can think of?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
93 - She was making a joke. Let's see you throw around some funny ideas.
False_Stupidity 42
Write the word 'bastard' or any other suitable message in big letters on his paintwork.. with a key.
jerseyboy732 16
if only you had a louisville slugger...
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Just be thankful he didn't literally "dump" you out of a moving car
TheEpicMilkMan 13
aw :c that made me sad, but you'll find someone better :) we always have someone perfect for us out there.
pinkcrayola 0
Not always some people die alone.