Today, I went on my 56th job interview since graduating from college 3 months ago. I am 31 years old and I spent 11 years in college. I only graduated with a Bachelor's Degree after all those years, but I am still not qualified for anything due to how long it took me to complete my degree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my first job after having spent months looking, and graduating college in the meantime. I got it based on my pre-college qualifications. FML
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
Hang in there
Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML
Recruitment hell
Today, I've applied to 300 jobs in the past 4 months, gotten 7 interview, 2 of which have gone to a third round and I'm still unemployed. FML
Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML
Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML
Today, my cousin got hired after six days of job-hunting. I graduated from university six months ago and haven't even scored a single interview; he's a deadbeat junkie who just got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery. FML
Today, it’s been 3 weeks since I had an interview for an internship this summer. I’ve applied to over 40 internships over the past 6 months, and this was the only interview I’ve had. I banked my entire summer on this. FML
Skill issue or…?
Today, my sister started a full-time job with a good pay despite having no prior work experience and being a college freshman. Meanwhile, I've graduated with two degrees, have been working two jobs for the last five years, and still can't get a full-time position anywhere. FML
Today, it's been months since I graduated university. I still haven't managed to land a single interview. Meanwhile my brother recently woke up from a week long bender, realized he had no money for weed, went out, and 4 days later landed a well paid sales job 15 minutes from home. FML
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AmbrosiaFan 19
Why did it take you that long?
Pierre Louis Hery 5
As an employer or someone responsible for hiring, i'd not hire someone who took 11years to complete a 3years programm. It's obvious this won't be efficient and a company is all about efficiency no matter what they tell you.
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AmbrosiaFan 19
Why did it take you that long?
bloopaloop 27
You are what’s wrong with “going to college”.
LadyRen 20
Sometimes things take longer, taking longer to get a degree is nothing to be ashamed of! It can take time to find your calling. You still got the degree! It’s silly to exclude you from jobs just because you took longer.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
As an employer, I'd be worried about whether such an applicant would manage to stick to deadlines. 11 years for something that should only take three? A year or so can be lost due to unforeseen circumstances, (getting pregnant, or being ill, or having serious financial trouble...), you can also drop out, go and do something else then come back, but the something else should also feature on your CV unless you want the potential employer to think you might have been in prison or Syria.
raven_of_azarath 35
First of all, college is advertised as 4 years, not 3. Second, it is very well-known that 4 year colleges don’t in fact take 4 years or less unless you do AP testing in high school and full time for summer semesters. Third of all, there are situations that could cause someone to go 11 years in college. If someone they were close to was diagnosed with ALS (which can have a 2-5 year diagnosis), they could have put their education on pause to take care of them. And they wouldn’t necessarily have to drop out completely at first either, just drop down to part-time, which also extends how long you’re in school. It’s entirely possible for someone to have been “in college” for 11 years and it not be because they weren’t good at time management.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
3 or 4, not that much difference. They've still taken three times as long as necessary. If they've been doing something else as well as study, such as work or take care of a relative, they should leverage it somehow on their CV. I don't know of anybody who has taken more than the required time to get through uni. From what I've read I understand that it's even easier in north America than in Europe - because they can't afford to fail high-paying students. So the bit about studying all through the summer I find hard to believe.
Pierre Louis Hery 5
As an employer or someone responsible for hiring, i'd not hire someone who took 11years to complete a 3years programm. It's obvious this won't be efficient and a company is all about efficiency no matter what they tell you.
Matt Karlinski 9
Then you are a terrible employer. Just because it took him longer to get the degree doesn't make him unqualified for the job.
RichardPencil 32
You’re qualified it’s just your “time in residence” raises red flags. What the **** took so long? Were you just that much of a party animal?
amadeclton 27
How does that happen?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Why would time matter? What difference would it make if you took a few classes at a time.
DKING123456789 16
It’s a 3 year program. It took them almost 4 times as long than normal. That’s not efficient at all.
mike3775 39
Bachelors is a 4 year degree in the US. It may have taken him awhile because he couldn’t afford to pay for it all at once or life issues cropped up. Not everyone who goes to college wants to take on $30k of debt with student loans so they work and take classes as they can afford them.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
And I know many people who can only take a few credits at a time. Due to them working. So the extra time is irrelevant.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
If it's financial trouble, sure, you go off and earn some money then come back to finish your studies. And the work you did should be on your CV if only to prove that you didn't rob a bank to pay for your tuition then pay that crime of in prison for five years.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Sure, you can have financial trouble. Then you go off and work to save up some money to complete your degree. That work goes on your CV, even if irrelevant to your line of work. You have to prove that you didn't rob a bank (and end up in prison) to pay for your tuition.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
If you only do a few credits at a time because of working, that work should be on your CV.
raven_of_azarath 35
No one said it wasn’t. But would an employer notice that they were too busy working to finish on time? Resumes don’t say that. They just say when you worked there and what you did, not how many hours a week you worked.
Brendan Schnopp 7
you may benefit from not telling your interviewer how long will it take you to complete your degree. just say you went back to school and got your degree. I've never really heard of an interview were asking that question, so I wouldn't volunteer that information. you got the degree, that's all that matters
evilplatypus 39
Every job application I’ve ever had asked the YEARS I attended school: start date to end date.
core01 30
I've never seen that for software engineer jobs. Date of grad, and major only.
TxKitten79 10
That's B.S. (pun intended). seriously though. I just finished my B.S. after being out of college for over 11 years and I found a job.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Trust me change v your resume to just graduating starting 4 years ago tell employers you wanted a career change better your chances 11 years just looks pathetic cant justify that
stormy0307 16
Depending on the job, some employers actually verify with the school when you graduated. Even if you do get hired if they every find out you lied on your resume that’s essentially guaranteed grounds for dismissal.