Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
CodyAllan146 4
Damn you must pretty good in order to put him asleep!!
perdix 31
Actually, that sounds kind of hot. Getting a ******** that is so smooth and relaxing that I could doze off sounds fantastic. And the OP doesn't have to deal with the spitting/swallowing conundrum.
J_Shorty_17 6
Hmmmm... I remember reading an FML terribly similar on this site before o.O
revanche 2
Well.... Your soo good he fainted? :D
wblack0620 4
Seems like you weren't up to par.
HappyJello 7
Draw a mustache on his face. C:
thunter2000 2
Damn! I can't even get a bj when I'm awake
shea579 2
I'll give you one
dirtysellers85 0
Yeah I think you need to work on your skills . No beatin around the bush on this one , u just flat out suck babygirl!
Rocky007 15
Or not.
alextherussian 0
Mann lucky sob lol I would be so awake for it!!!
KatieKupcake4195 9
FYL, OP. I'm sorry. I'd be so mad if my boyfriend did that. I mean, my boyfriend works nights so if he just got off work I suppose I could understand. But if it was a day where he didn't work the night before and where he slept the night before, I'd be very upset :/
hbcbmx 5
Kids these days giving head at 16 tisk tisk.
Dracoboxer357 36
Tsk tsk, 117, before you judge, tell me: How old were you when you got your first BJ? I was younger than 16, and I try to remember that to keep from becoming starchy, old and judgmental. Not saying I'd encourage it, just not condemning it either.
KatieKupcake4195 9
117 - I'm sorry but who are you to judge me? I'm not judging you. In fact, I try not to judge others because it isn't my place. If you knew what kind of life I have I don't think you'd be judging.
KatieKupcake4195 9
126 - Thank you
BostonBruinsFan 8
My gf and I are 13, she givs awesome BJs, r u gonna judge me? U better not!
shea579 2
I was 14 when I gave my first *******.