Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.
JenDanielle917 13
Wake him up and start again. (:
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JenDanielle917 13
Wake him up and start again. (:
disturbed678 10
Morning wood
leprechaun23 15
He wants to have enough energy to do it
draegbomb 5
I don't think he's interested in girls
laynethetrain 0
OP....****
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey #82, shut your ******* assuming mouth. ****...
ShortNotice113 5
Doesn't matter had se- Oh wait...
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Alright*
Redoxx_fml 22
How flaccid
BostonBruinsFan 8
Perfect, 23
MrsCunny 1
I so agree!!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
You got him so worked up that he ended up exhausted. You should be proud! Lololol
jtthegr8 26
The perfect anti-sex thing for women, or she's just that amazing
Dante17 6
so much i would had given that my ex (2 and half years when we were together) told me that. i would give all. but it never happened... he is a douche for falling asleep at such opportunity
Bourne_ 5
Good to know.
Dante17 6
I'm guy dude, in case you misjudge
urdirtyolduncle 15
Cool story, bro.
boopityboppity 11
Your gender is impertinent to the many shortcomings of your comment, 40.
jtthegr8 26
Nobody cares about your ex, this is the OPs' FML not yours...
j_729 18
In other words, no one gives a shit :)
joeyl2008 29
Maybe he wasn't ready but didn't know how to say that so he faked sleep
ocie14 9
Aw. Maybe it's a blessing in disguise?
truehitman2010 0
kinky
llamafish 25
In what way?
I_Hug_Cats 26
Looks like things weren't heated enough. :O
faithxoxox 1
Or they were so heated, he's suffering from heat exhaustion.
Nekogami 14
Gah. I love both of your pictures!!! Must .. Google .. Both .. For phone backgrounds!!
EmilySiler 0
Yeah, maybe he's not the one to lose it to....
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Yeah, couldn't have said it better myself... Oh wait... I did!
alliewillie 22
^ this made me laugh.
laynethetrain 0
dang morgan, that was mean you're cool since you said it first
THE_A_TEEN 28
...and you're not, layne.
laynethetrain 0
thanks bro. Love you
d_unsub 12
I wonder how some people make out cos how can one fall asleep while/when things are "getting heated"??
Awsumuzzie 12
What are you taking about? It's super easy that I have become an expert at it. For those wondering, I am proud.
Mama_Umbridge 8
Not all guys are crazy for sex...
SecretMe00 5
I agree. I'm married to one.
BostonBruinsFan 8
I'm crazy… for sex
LouisianaBob 9
crazy like a fox
drlove78843 6
I think it depends on how old you are. Generally, older people are less horny.
laynethetrain 0
#11 finally someone who agrees with me
HeartOfLead 24
Crazy like the wolf... But not me...
SecretMe00 5
It's not all about the age either. My husband is 23... He's still young so that's not the answer.