Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
Sumo69 9
I know i am going to get thumb down for this but you're not sucking hard enough my old lady can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch I'd never fall asleep.
swaggin_it_313 0
Your just horrible at satisfying me! Plain and simple mallory!! And why did you have to post that on here! -___-
calaribinix 5
I feel like there is a lot of these kind of FMLs recently.
YoUglyMama 0
That's still the best sleeping pill ever
mgrubby 4
You're doing it wrong!
bubo_fml 11
My His!! You sucked the life out of him!!
CharliesCool2084 8
How did you not notice he was asleep?
thatsmylyfe 13
ok..so A) how was he still hard and B) you must really suck(no pun intended) at giving head!!! Kinda feel this one was fake
phatdaddy62 23
Ummm, guys can be hard and asleep. It happens to us every night, several times a night.
alexandrayo 0
You obviously suck at head.
FloorX 14
Maybe he's narcoleptic!