Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
RhymeTyme 3
The technique is so simple Squeeze his nipples like you were popping a pimple
generallyrude 2
You sucked him to sleep!! That's actually a good thing :)
barnettmatt87 1
Ok never have I fallen asleep during a bj. So sorry no, being nice on this one is out of the question. You are more than likely horrible!
LangleyBoi 0
Haha that's jokes
The_Hitdude 12
Must've been stone really good head. Or really bad. Guess it depends.
kissie87 4
Wow I really don't know the reason why he did that maybe he was really tired he probably had a long day at work. But if he didn't have a good cause foe why he fell asleep then maybe you should consider not doing it anymore lol make him pay.you should do the same make him go down on you and fall asleep as well lol. I know man with their ego would be thinking damn I'm not that good lol.
kdhsoccer98 0
Thats so smart im going to do that to my bf
wblack0620 4
That's a little harsh, maybe her head game is terrible
brutal_banger 10
I read your comment in a Latino voice with the accent and everything made things funnier
Swiftly 0
That blows...
gee41896 10
Your head game must be wack!
freakypundit 4
Next time when he is boring you to death and you want some respite, you know what to do! :)
wes04ram1500 6
did you finish the job?