Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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Top comments
theFMLiest1ofThe 0
chloroform ******...the oldest trick in the book.
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
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Comments (121)
GuitarSauce 0
Wow... just wow.
RebelHeart7 0
wow
KiddNYC1O 22
how
TexanDanny 2
thats so stupid how does someone fall asleep like that... it makes no sense
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
you say fell asleep I say passed out from the horrid odor escaping from your vag
jewban 3
you're ****** has powers that make people fall asleep haha
LawlCakes99 0
Narcolepsy
stephanie0613 0
Wow.
restythestar 0
hahaha quality that.
fmlife1664 0
#66 LOL
ZUNiBiO 2
Another place to motor boat?
ChampionKO 6
agreed^
TomasT 0
Excellent!
holyfuckbuckets 0
maybe vaginas bore him
FYLDeep 26
Dicks do the boring, not vaginas.
DocBastard 40
Zing! *clicks thumbs up*
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
*claps*
corytheboss 0
WIN
buddyweiser 0
epic win
LDP2 0
Hahah WIN!
CupAndSilverware 3
I guess that he got tired if the same pussy, maybe he should try a new one to end the minotony?
Glenn_Coco 0
Are you use to him not being good that you didn't even notice? Or had you fallen asleep before he did?
xredxvirusx 3
hahahahaaaaa!!!!
Chaith 16
It's because he's not very good.
brootalxkeni 0
he must suck :p
Lespaulluapsel 0
obviously that he didnt.... that was the problem
MrNewOrleans 0
haha number 41 u did well
mickeyds25 1
Well the reason he may be so bad at it, and finds it boring might be because he's gay, you should look into that.
amerwin 3
Does he drool? You might be better off letting him sleep.
ChubEchaser 0
win!