Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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Top comments
123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
sportsfreak81 0
You suck dick at sucking dick hahaha
Supahotfire222 0
LOL... good one ;)
andilynn55 0
oh ho ho, i see what you did there!!! ;D
homeboyangst 17
That just means he was really relaxed, plus he was probably tired before you even started. More like FHL for missing out!
iceman420son 7
Hey ;)
ravenxcorvinus 9
lol that happened to me, too OP in fact yesterday.. although, he was already asleep to begin with lol my husband eventually woke up.. sooo yeah fyl..
brutal_banger 10
Her description said "loving boyfriend" and that she still lives with her parents so....she's a 23 year old liar that lives in the basement of her parents. Or she actually is married but they both live under her parents. Either way sucks haha and she shares too much information on her sex life and hopefully she'll Read this and either talk tough challenging me or act calm and collected like I'm beneath her
brutal_banger 10
Oh yeah and her birth date said 23 but she claims 22.. So she's defiantly a liar probably lies about her weight too
jonriise18 3
52/53 - she's DEFIANTLY a liar!? "NO! I don't care what you say! I'm not listening! I won't do it! ALL I WANT TO DO IS LIE!!!"
brutal_banger 10
Uh yeah you pretty much nailed it there. Yes defiantly was the right choice of word not definitely in case you were trying to point out a mistake since you capitalized that word there but good try
fuzz97 23
Looks like you need to work on your technique
japtch 15
Give it a nibble. Then he'll wake right the **** up and have no collection of the nibble ever happening.
heyred 11
No ^recollection?
japtch 15
31- yes, that
JoeLouisBomber 9
You must give real good head!
heyred 11
And he was flaccid, I assume?
Jordan740 6
You know what they say when you assume...
jonriise18 3
71 - very true! That's like my fav saying.
stizer_fml 3
that's what you wouldn't call a 'sticky situation'
makowiec 11
I swear i've seen this type of fml about five times before :/
fmessiah 19
Quick! Go check to see if he is still breathing, the pleasure as he was about to ****** might have caused an aneurysm and you may have been giving a corpse head. Go check NOW.