Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
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Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
whyamievenhere 11
My boyfriend does that too sometimes (and he has no idea why - one moment he's on cloud 9 the next I hear snoring). I think it just happens when guys are really tired while getting head. If they're comfy, tired, and in their happy place, they can just go to sleep. S'not like they can't come while sleeping after all.
WinterSanctity 21
I wouldn't think twice about it. My bf fell asleep on top of me once. It wasn't that he didn't like it or that it was boring, he was really tired and it does calm you down a bit.
hateevryone 15
either you put him to sleep with good head or he fell asleep cause it was bad.
o_charlie_wade 0
Two birds one stone
Zita_fml 4
You Suck. Bad ".
76transam 0
Haha im gonna do that next time a get a blow-j that "sucks"
dianadoll 23
pretty kinky ....
j3ebrules 13
Haha been there, done that. Even worse, my guy said that it felt so good it was relaxing, and he didn't need to get off.
RachelCS 0
I hope you bit him.
dianadoll 23
That would've woken him up haha (:
Hazelise 0
Wasnt Good Head Then xD