Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
Ray_of_midnight 23
I once knew a guy who fell asleep while a woman was giving him a beej. Turned out later, he wasn't really all that interested in women anyway. Or OP's b/f could just have been really drunk, or stoned, or high on something else with a sedative effect, and he passed out rather than merely falling asleep.
Getjynxd 2
Thats a head rest
gizmogirl82 0
You might want to take some courses, as if it was done properly he would not have fallen asleep.
SoultheWolf 19
Don't give him a ******* again if he's just going to fall asleep. If he had a really long day at work/school then maybe he wasjust too tired. But if thats not the case then he's not respecting you. Giving a good ******* isn't hard, but if a man can fall asleep during one then he doesn't deserve to have one. If he does it again I'd bite it (not too hard, just enough to wake him up). And if he complains tell him don't fall sleep again!
ilove80smetal 8
So your so good it knocks people out :)
nemo88 8
Freddy cruger
nemo88 8
YA!!!!!!!! U finish the job
Cloudmaker 3
Didn't think it was possible to get so many that they no longer interest you
kurtap 0
Haha
DinoZombiezz 0
Aha you maybe suck at it