Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Are you positive he's not just doing that to make you want to make the sandwiches yourself?
Ranimal 12
That is seriously disgusting. I really hope you said something to him.
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Comments (77)
Hypertudism 15
Are you positive he's not just doing that to make you want to make the sandwiches yourself?
LindsayxMoore 18
that is disgusting. my mothers bf hocks loogies on the pool area even after we asked him multiple times to stop. I wont walk out there without shoes.
spud11763 14
That's disgusting, I'd never let him make them for you again
Nordrag 26
what an original and rarely used response to the unoriginal comment.
vipirius 18
Maybe that was his plan from the beginning.
Caitie_kid 8
In that case, she should change her dirty tampon in the kitchen and continue making a sandwich for him. I doubt he'd pull that little maneuver again.
DFresh503 8
I just vomited a little from your comment. That is unacceptable caitie...
mFUNdo21 17
it's unacceptable for him to be hocking loogies whilst making food
Ranimal 12
That is seriously disgusting. I really hope you said something to him.
kmm316 9
That is disgusting. I guess you're going to have to make your own sandwiches now OP :/
strawberrywine22 30
In the words of the great Cleveland Brown..."That's naaaasty."
ryanthecheeseguy 18
That's so ******* nasty, and unhygienic.
slooby_fml 25
That is so disgusting. Why do people do shit like this?
slithergirl 5
Well maybe because they're selfish inconsiderate people who dont give a shit...??
K410 18
Still probably safer to eat than a McDonald's burger >.>
3mILY_maRy629 11
Yes because the logical thing to do is to end a marriage over something as silly as this. Clearly my grandparents are doing something wrong. -_-
imlifeless2 25
26- Context jump, much?
K410 18
Ikr like what the hell 26? >.>
ajeyness 10
how did you get from burgers to divorce...
Caitie_kid 8
I think 26 was meaning to reply to the next comment down.
ptoka 20
Obviously burgers are the staple of all healthy marriages.
martin8337 36
OP, never, never, never, ever eat anything. this nasty ass dude makes again. You should kick him to the curb or leave him.
Welshite 40
Yep, I am determined to leave my spouse if s/he even dares to look at me in the wrong way. I don't care if they have to sneeze, they do NOT squint at me!
Nyx_fml 23
Yes, OP! Go call your lawyer and take half his stuff. Even half his loogies. Ugh, on second thought, don't go and divorce him over some idiotic thing like this.
Caitie_kid 8
Isn't kicking him to the curb and leaving him the same thing??
Crown_Me 5
lol
mFUNdo21 17
yeah it is the same thing Catie. unhygienic food preparation is a great reason to get a divorce! said no one ever. until now apparently
addioty 19
As Raven would say, "Ya Nasty."