Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
AlexRen 21
Needs more tongue!
je1222 1
I've heard this a few times and still don't understand how it's possible.
sadeyes18 1
Lol
badactor009 0
Do yourself and your BF a huge favor and don't over think this thing. I never fell asleep during one but I don't think it's the end of the world. I don't think it means he doesn't appreciate your willingness to please him and I don't think it's a bad reflection on your game. Stuff happens in life, drive on. But feel free to privately use the issue in a humorous way when you need to put him in his place once in a while.
whyamievenhere 11
When my boyfriend falls asleep in the middle (which happens once a month or so since we tend to not head to bed until late, and he always makes the mistake of getting super comfy when I'm going down on him) I use is as a bargaining chip for a favor the next day. Guys tend to feel very bad about it if they fall asleep in the middle of good head. Not the end of the world, but not exactly pleasant either.
stevenmx86 8
I think you mean "he was asleep".. To be in a deep sleep he'd have to have been sleeping for a half hour or so before you noticed...
ashleydeanne 6
Sadly.. This has happened to me as well. His eyes were "so heavy."
FemaIeDog 0
Did you take the time he was asleep to get in some practice? "Practice makes perfect." Hopefully next time he will stay awake for the show.
angryyute 4
You suck...... literally. Get better at it!!
PawnShopPenguin 4
You really "knock 'em out" when it comes to giving head ;)
JubJub1991 4
That's a good thing. It's a reaction to pleasure