Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML
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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
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123josie123 11
But he was still hard?? :/
MetalxSoldier 26
Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.
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Comments (178)
Lizzer6576 0
That happened to me only I was giving him a hand job... I felt like an idiot!
Arlisshsr 9
Yall dont know what your talking about...that is a HUGE compliment...i really hope u didnt stop...and dont be mad at him...
confusdsincbirth 5
118, that's hilarious. I didn't notice what you did there until someone tried to correct your use of words. You win, my good sir.
itsstevedude 6
2 of my friends have done that while having sex MULTIPLE times. I just don't understand.
shannon2348 14
Sweetie if he fell asleep then you are obviously not doing it right. ydi