Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
BelleBelle_fml 11
Pansy...
physicist48 0
Wow bitch
CynthiaMeAtSix 7
o________o
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Umm someone needs lessons :o
PlatinumNinja 0
I suggest you let him practice unclasping it for now on....
madibrielle212 0
Haha! My boyfriend told me he gets nervous too! I don't think it's a bad thing... It means they have feelings(:
ifbrockd 0
Of course men have feelings
CryMoreFMLs 15
We aren't all numbnuts douchebags that do everything to prove we're manly and can't cry. I'm trying to break from them, I swear, I'll start cryin'....
latinjukes 2
First times are nerve ragging!
cameron_natasha 0
but your pic doesn't scare you...?
SageAnonymous 6
Is that a pun for the dude being on his rag??? XD
sxe_beast 11
The last (and only) time I attempted to have sex with a female I cried. ******...and boobs... they scare me :/.
cameron_natasha 0
but your pic doesn't scare you?
sxe_beast 11
Nope. My profile picture is the pwn.
xoxLovely 0
Wtf? Lmfao!! Wow thats da first i hear a dude saying a girls ******* r scary unless if he usually sees a lot of sag boobs
1greatsk8er 0
he must be gay..
dreamering 16
The dude is gay, so it's normal that ****** and boobs gives him nightmares.
missemalythecat 0
Do you find male genitals less frightening?
mondayna 3
is that the story if how you turned gay?
sxe_beast 11
iHEARTmalegenitals. They are less frightening [to me]. :D
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
have him practice unclasping on a pillow??
madibrielle212 0
What the hell?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
yes but then he won't ruin the mood for her lol
MAXCAT1220 0
Give him a break it always hard your first time
jaff23 11
That's cute. Your mood is ruined that easily? You're boring, give the guy a break.
a_nutritionist 10
nawww kay, something we agree on. this is a touching moment...:P