Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
glitterme 5
maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings
goshpeople 4
How do these multiple-posts even happen? Do you just press Send a lot? Or is it a glitch? Weird.
glitterme 5
maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings
glitterme 5
maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings
glitterme 5
maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings
danielreader22 4
OP didn't say anything about him having mood swings. Don't be stupid.
shovels 0
^ Don't be upset because you don't have an awesome picture like that frog!.!
danielreader22 4
I don't need to be. Mine's way better. ;)
shovels 0
It's a cat in an incomplete bowl... I have a shovel, he has a frog... We have a good time...
mikeyg36 6
This wasn't funny the second time. I'm not amused.
glitterme 5
maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings
Crncj 0
At least he tries
meintx 9
that's actually kinda cute I think. help him out.
MizzErikaHart 8
Aww ur a bitch of a girl friend to think of it as an fml. I guess it's better than putting it on facebook...unless u did
KamilaLaughs 0
I know right, I mean I am falling for this amazing guy, he has never had a girlfriend before and was telling me about how he is nervous about his first kiss. if things end up happening with us (I know they will because there's so much sparks but I'm waiting for him to make the first move) I know I'm going to take things slow and make him comfortable. I love himm and I'm not going to make fun of him for not doing something perfect. put yourself in his shoes. he likes you and he is just sad he messed up infront of you. I think this is SUPER cute
thebelle97 5
24th
omgcookeys 15
26th, but nice try :)
sandybaybe 3
Awwhh.. That just proves that he thinks its important enough to get nervous over.. Just remember practice makes perfect!! ;)