Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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Top comments
Mungolikecandy 19
It sounds a bit like an excuse and he just wanted one-off sex not a relationship.
RichardPencil 32
If he truly loved you, he'd just give it to you doggie-style. Alas, where is the romance?
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Comments (12)
Mungolikecandy 19
It sounds a bit like an excuse and he just wanted one-off sex not a relationship.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Practice your p-oh-oh-OH-ker face.
RichardPencil 32
If he truly loved you, he'd just give it to you doggie-style. Alas, where is the romance?
mcsmee 8
Did you tell him that he didn't get you off, so that was your "faking it" ****** face?
mfranks19891989 10
It’s messed up but al least he was honest.
julfunky 29
Yeaaaaa, I think this is one of the few exceptions where honesty is worse than a lie. It does not benefit her whatsoever to know the truth and will probably only make her insecure about her future sexual endeavors.
Justin Carpenter 11
I think you need to practice lol
distortedcognition 17
At least you chose someone of deep character.
Sheila Deville 15
thats what you get when you spread your legs all willy nilly like, heres hoping he didn't get you sick. it is better to lay with 1 man 1000 times than to lay with 1000 men once
julfunky 29
Willy nilly? It was her boyfriend. How long does she need to ******* wait until she gets your approval?
Sheila Deville 15
she doesn't need my aprooval and far longer than three dates, the correct answer in most all cultures is until marriage. If she knew him better she would have picked up on how shallow he is, boyfriend doesn't mean she knew him, it means they met at least once, possibly online and someone said, "wanna go out?" 1 in 3 have herpes and I watch a number of KIDS shrug off the fact that they now have lifelong illnesses from the lifestyle choices they have made.
Lyshan 10
I don't get why people always want to wait. If you do it protected, why not having a little fun? I think it is way worse to be bound to someone just to find out you can't deal with their size/nipples/face whatever.
0neiros 14
Tell him what he sees on **** isn't real, and his "O Face" Looks like a retarded chimpanzee having a seizure.
Peter Davies 8
Let him know that he has never seen your ****** face.