Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.
pjsr 33
Aww - they took his breath away!
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Comments (101)
rabbidpichu 11
wow i was the first to vote and the first to comment
Welshite 40
He was just so over-whelmed. I would take it as a compliment if I were you.
kayteakay 26
Exactly. He was so pumped it freaked him out.
purplebabytacos1 14
He just hadn't seen his breast friends in a while.
pooldude 24
just think how much power your breasts hold!
ThatTennisKid14 13
At least he didn't call his parents and start crying!
nerdychicreader 15
Or did he afterward? hmm...
pjsr 33
Aww - they took his breath away!
Brandi_Faith 34
Either this is a panic attack to the extreme, or he has some sort of medical issue you may want to get checked out. Hyperventilating to the point of losing consciousness...that's a little excessive and scary. I'd be tempted to have him see the doctor just to be 100% sure nothing else is going on. Imagine if you guys actually have sex. He may have a heart attack.
firefighterbekah 1
Epilepsy, you can have adrenalin rush attacks that cause you to black out or have a seizure.
headache_chick 13
That sucks! Maybe he had a bad experience. Or he's gay.
Nymeria_fml 25
Yeah, because all gay people are afraid of boobs, right?
CaptNomNom 17
No one is afraid of boobs. The worst they could do is kill you, but that would be one heck of a glorious death!
beerlaoisawesome 10
It really doesn't sound like your boyfriend was ready. Best wait until you both are.
1tsmenoah 20
It's always breast to wait
JJ_86 22
I think it's already late. Time to make her bf to be comfortable around her body.
MrsFlowers 9
Maybe he was nervous because he hasn't been with a lot of girls?
domolovesyoshi 33
He's a virgin, you're right, if this is first time going all the way with a girl then he could've been extremely nervous
FlyingLeumer 19
I mean, if he fainted at the sight of your nipples, you know you've got a good pair!
srudez 14
maybe there just terrific ****...or the best brests ever, no? no one?
killmenow03 21
No.
introductionn 13
I'm sorry to be that guy, but c'mon, *breasts & they're*, you're killin' me bud.
originaljosh 11
#32 I only gave you a thumbs up because of your picture. That was the best game ever
warsun 27
#48 but did we really need to know that?
Stevieray20 13
Im wondering the age of the op and bf because maby they are young.