Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
richardcard82 5
Tell to him to get off his rag
TN9R 1
why does he have to take it off? ydi for making him look stupid on his first time.
Simpson143 2
I think this is sorta cute... FHL.
peacelovepugs 7
OMG I LOVE CODY SIMPSON!!!!!!! 143!!!!!!!!
hannahtaskey 9
Wtf.... ^
perdix 31
That's when you whip out the strap-on, dominate him and anally rape him. Then, you clamp his head between your thighs and let him know, in no uncertain terms, that his chance at survival depends on his ability to please you. Then, kick the whiny, little bitch to the curb and go find a real man -- one who, after failing to undo your bra clasp with one try or two, simply rips it off you with lustful savagery.
Tristyxxx 24
Someone's aggressive
perdix 31
Yeah, sorry about that, but this story really pisses me off. I can remember the wonderful times when I had my chances to pop those puppies out -- beautiful mammaries, er, I mean, memories. Sometimes, I was lucky enough to get the clasp undone myself (I'm not very dextrous with my fingers), but when I couldn't do it, the little ritual that ensued -- either she opening it herself or guiding me to get it -- just added to the sexual excitement. I just really hate the wimpy boyfriend who ruined what should have been a really great time for both of them. So frustrating!
xoxLovely 0
LMFAO!!!! ohdee!
missemalythecat 0
Amen.
onthetoilet 3
Rookie
lol0wnee 5
Cockblock
bobbymullet 11
what a catch(;
allitaylor 4
Help a brotha out! Haha
asianbeezy_ 5
he cried?! that sucks
AnagenisisZagus 13
Manly! Only men cry in bed! I wish I was that much of a man.