Today, I got a weird feeling about the account balance in my savings account. Turns out my fiancé has been using my account to order random items whenever he likes. This account is my savings for college tuition and related expenses. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out my significant other has been secretly spending our savings. Inflation was bad enough, but goodbye safety net. FML
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
Today, my boss told me that I was getting a promotion. I was so excited to tell my family and friends the good news, but when I got home and checked my bank account, I realized that I had accidentally transferred all of my savings to my ex's account. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
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hairdreser0nfire 0
you should make him repay you, anyway he shouldn't have access to your college savings account. thats just asking for trouble.
FFML_314 12
There goes the bride. I hope.
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FFML_314 12
There goes the bride. I hope.
EffinAhole 0
Depending on how much keesh we are talkin about this really isn't that bad of an offense to leave the dude. It's always "leave em" or "sue em" on here. If it was a couple hundred get over it... couple grand FYL.
ashly1994 0
haha awh
Phustercluck 11
It's a breach of trust, and if one can assume that OPs fiancé knew specifically what that account was for, then that's just...I dunno, he's obviously not marriage material if he's being so inconsiderate.
iphonelover10 0
ydi for giving a spouse access to your money... TROUBLE
Trav72 5
16 - You look so much like someone I know! D:
FFML_314 12
Considering that's the 3rd girl I've seen with that picture, 54, I'm going to assume it's not actually her.
Trav72 5
Oh. Well, the girl in the picture looks like my friend. lol
philly1128 0
57 your soooooo ugly I hate it!
redrovaa 0
..there's not even a 57.
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
57 sounds like you got yourself a first class FML stalker ;)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, I don't necessarily agree, Anna. I've gotta vote NEI on this one. If he didn't have legal access to the account, she should definitely reconsider the marriage. It might even be possible to file ID theft and get the money back that way. If they had already merged bank accounts (a big if, since if they had, she'd have known he wasn't spending his own money on those purchases), it could've been a careless but genuine misunderstanding on his part. Maybe they didn't discuss that the money was going to continue to be set aside for school. Those things should be discussed before a marriage, IMO. Either way, OP should reconsider saving the money in that particular way. Maybe a treasury CD or some other, more restricted account is a wiser idea.
iGrenade 0
take him to court with judge judy
denvan 0
What a douche for using your account. Your dumb for trusting your account information with him. FYL now go work the corner.
teamholcombe 0
Don't you know a woman's place is in the kitchen.
like_its_ya_bday 0
lmfao. good one. *hi-five*
teamholcombe 0
*double hi-five*
like_its_ya_bday 0
I've been telling my mom the last month to get in the kitchen.. I think she's getting annoyed at it but whatevs. I love saying it
teamholcombe 0
You should tell her not to drive. there isn't a road from the bedroom to the kitchen.
like_its_ya_bday 0
lol I would but she's my ride everywhere :(
cgchamp89 7
hahaha busted. now stop trying to hit on the 10 year old
teamholcombe 0
Get a life outside of FML.
like_its_ya_bday 0
WTF cgchamp89 go away where did u come from?
teamholcombe 0
Don't you look like a douche #31?? Is that even a picture of you??
like_its_ya_bday 0
ahh ppl like #31 is the exact reason I stop coming on here. annoying ppl who try and act like a troll bc they think it's cool
like_its_ya_bday 0
I'm not offended? and I said try and act like one. he's not good enough to be one.
dylan808 1
kind of ironic isn't it, shouldn't YOU be in the kitchen. now go make me a sammich
teamholcombe 0
See You Next Tuesday.
names091890 0
Don't be rude.... ._.
iSexxxy 0
Sad face. :c
Shookitup 0
D: Sadder face...
crashtest1205 0
:) happy face
BananaSticker 0
:D happier face.
Smeagol648 0
;) sexy face
KingNut 0
I swear, some peoples children
ifyouseekamy666 0
evil moustache man face >:{D MUHUHAHA!!!
KayBizz 0
sue
EffinAhole 0
Like I said...
hairdreser0nfire 0
you should make him repay you, anyway he shouldn't have access to your college savings account. thats just asking for trouble.
wtfxlily 0
time to drop and upgrade.
bebacklater 0
dump the bitch
chico561 0
exactly
EdwardN 0
get over it
aussie_gemini 5
it's called sharing lol I'm sure in your life time you will take more then him.. 80% if you get divorced lol
DLTsandwich 5
I don't think someone should have to share their college savings with someone else who is just gonna buy random crap with it.
FFML_314 12
You're not very bright, 11.
DjeePee 25
Sharing? Is that a new word for stealing? And what is wrong with all the people discussing about the amount of stolen money? That matters, but not that much in this case. It's not that important whether her fiance stole 20 or 200 dollars, the real issue is him stealing money. Nobody wants a thief as fiance. With reason.
dreamering 16
Why you have to give him access to your saving account? You know what? Buy a life insurance of 1 million dollars and let’s bet on your life expectancy.
amiemariej 0
lol great pic
nature_girl_08 14
because it is absolutely a STUPID idea to have your finances separate when you are getting married. it just leads to problems, because nothing is "ours", it's "yours and mine." yes, having a separate savings account strictly for her college fund is great, but there is no reason that she shouldn't have entrusted her soon-to-be-husband with the information to the savings account, especially if he had planned on helping her, which is usually what spouses do when it comes to money. there was either a misunderstanding on their part, as OP not explaining to him what the money was being used for, or he was a untrustworthy ass who used the money for selfish reasons. if it's the latter, then i really hope she booted him out the door.
starberries 0
#89, just because it doesn't make sense for you doesn't mean it's stupid. Don't be such a bitch.