Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
PandaPandy 6
Aww poor guy :o maybe he was more like extremely nervous :(
indistructo 3
you should've helped him...
OwnDeCookies 2
Boyfriend problem again, I see. Now is the time to go and eat some chocolate and or ice cream. What mood will you obtain? Bliss. If you do not obtain this or any mood, then most likely you would obtain some fat.
kbt13 0
No. a ruined moment is when your penis is so long it delivers vomit inducing impact to your girlfriend's uvula like mine.
1greatsk8er 0
that made me lol
kissingdeath 0
I've had that happen too
thepandawh0re 2
I know right! it sucks...
BuffaloButt 5
Awe how adorable.
kylebeast11 0
Hey :)
soccerphanatic 1
Hi
ghost303 3
It doesn't help that you were wearing this: "http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png"
dlrowehtkcuf 7
HOLY SHIT!! O.o @ 52
whatever222 3
poor guy is probably embarrassed now! jus remind him practice makes perfect! :) it's not like it's the end of the world dude
Laurenlou 24
OP, I hope you guys are too young to be doing that kind of stuff! xD If not then why don't you just talk him through it? Or help him. After all, it is y'alls FIRST time.
tha_drewski 0
Hi
butterflybella 0
I voted for this one!!! Ba ha!