Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)
missyj0 12
I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.
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Comments (300)
pandm101 0
At least he's concerned about making it special for you. Otherwise he wouldn't have tried multiple times.
aturcios1 7
make him use his teeth thats what i do ;)
CLUTCHSOME 7
Poor guy. You could've at least given him some encouragement.
GardeningHoes 0
He must have ruined the show for all the children watching from outside the window.
mondayna 3
that's a keeper
assim 7
Aww that's kinda cute
kelsey_katie 17
I think this cute. Just because he gets frustrated easily does not mean that he doesn't know what yes doing. He's just nervous, and, so what if he's a virgin. It's not a big deal, I'm still a virgin, and, no one cares. Give the poor guy a break. He doesn't deserve your crap.
sparky_daisy 5
to all above who use the word "cute" - ah no & i think any guy would be offended to be called cute in the bedroom I don't know what kind of pressure he was under to cry but I don't blame you in the least for loosing your groove perhaps you should rethink the situation your both obviously in different places about it
echogekko 7
Oh its alright. My father took me to a strip club for the first time of my life, ten minutes later I ran out crying.
HyphyPenguin 5
Give us guys a break, we don't live having to unclasp bras everyday. He'll learn in time, if you let him.
Ins0mau 20
I think it's the "crying" over it bit that's the real issue.