Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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AZFreckles 0
I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.
SOCALME 3
Scooby dooby doo?
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lollipopXx 0
that happened to me once
Rianokami 22
This is exactly WHY the "Window Lock" Button was invented- Pets, annoying toddlers, annoying family members, you name it.
ambition10 0
your dog can drive to?
scotts13 2
Fortunately, this story is fictitious - there's a reason car window switches need to be pulled UP to raise the window. Been like that on every single car I've owned. Further, the poster fails in every other way: Power windows unlocked, animal unrestrained, window open in December, etc. Big setup for a fake story.
Ninjafriends 1
Was it a Shih-Tzu? Ba Dum Ching. Have to agree with all the folks pointing out your irresponsibility and lack of a brain. A dog running around in the cabin of a car is a dangerous distraction. You put other motorists in danger, because your mutt is crapping all over you in your car. Not to mention, your dog will die if get into an accident. Get a doggy seat belt. You suck as a driver, and as a pet owner.
shiloh10 0
#101 He wasn't running around in the cabin he was in the passenger seat.
Ninjafriends 1
In the passenger seat? It's hard to understand how you could come to that conclusion.
premiumblendkari 0
Why in the world do you have your dog on your LAP while driving? Honestly? And everybody says talking on a cell phone is a distraction...having a dog bark and jump all over between you and the wheel is no big at all? Really?
tboudre 0
YDI for driving a wild animal around inside your car.
varkey 7
lock the windows... i always do when my dog is in the car and dogs are supposed to be in the back double fail YDI
iluvme4never 0
YDI for driving with your dog in your lap.
lindzabella 0
bullshit on this one. window switches are made so that you CAN'T accidentally step on them to make them go up.