Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving, she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver spat into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML
Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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Top comments
kak_999999999 12
If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...
olpally 33
Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.
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Comments (74)
ihavenolifehaha 16
Ever heard of swallowing it?
FitForFun 11
No but he has obviously heard of good window cleaner.
smokecloud_ 37
While I agree spitting is disgusting, I also know when I have a cold I cough up a lot of phlegm. I wouldn't swallow that shit. Maybe this is what happened to OP.
XxDevilxXGt 26
The chance that someone was sitting in traffic near OP and recording a video are pretty slim, but the internet never ceases to amaze me.
olpally 33
Way to go, genius. That's a nasty habit anyways. YDI.
amphetamin3 17
I imagined them coughing some gross shit up and needing to spit it out... Not chew spit. Which I assume is what you're going for?
siniclehamster 16
That windex tho.
kak_999999999 12
If there was heavy traffic there's a big possibility that you could have spit on someone else's car...
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Is anyone else wondering if she was driving along, then how did this happen in heavy traffic? I'm imagining "heavy traffic" as not driving along and pretty much stop and go, mostly stop.
slyde32 12
what're you trying to say? heavy traffic only happens to people with passengers? and of course heavy traffic is stop start
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
95 What the heck are you even talking about. No where did I say heavy traffic happens only with passengers. Smh
Acers1 13
This is just sad
ChenEighty 20
I would rather use the word "idiotic".
Welshite 40
A few days ago I was in a fast food drive thru. The couple in front of me chucked out two large styrofoam cups, various pieces of trash, and a pizza box out of the car window. I nearly reported them, the slobs.
abhi95 31
#20: you should have submitted an FML
ninjuh_wingman 29
Why would you just spit out of your car window? That's pretty nasty.
gracehi 33
Because his ash tray was full.
hanner12 13
You have an ashtray in your car?
gracehi 33
Almost every car built before the year 2000 has a built in ashtray, so yes, my 1997 Jaguar has an ashtray, however, my 2006 Hyundai doesn't.
Blink_me26 21
I can't believe it didn't click that my new car has no ashtray until now.
gracehi 33
Yeah if you don't use it, you wouldn't miss it. I guess car companies don't want to encourage smoking anymore.
slyde32 12
in Australia, it's illegal to smoke in cars with children under the age of 15, I believe, this may be a way to prevent that, I'm not a smoker, but I love my ash tray, it's my parking meter change tray
frizz101 22
No it's not that, you still have an option to have an ashtray, but you have to pay more for a model with an ashtray.
jerryj 27
And what was the reaction of "people"?
HersheySquirts 17
Pointing and laughing.
gracehi 33
Why is "people" in quotes? What is this? A Kia commercial? You know hamsters can't really drive cars, right?
RedPillSucks 33
They can't? And I was all prepared to blame the car accidents on my hamsters (hempsters?) Damn Ambien.
mea_iloveskiing 26
You made someone's day :)
girlrome 19
You know what they say, what goes around comes around.
datkenna 20
Karma's a bitch
Coeliacchic93 21
Only if you are.
kangx1 28
#51 Depending how you dress her
RedPillSucks 33
Karma's a bitch, not a hoe. She dresses like a lady.
chutney_02 22
You completely deserve it. That's disgusting
AshleaJstudent 16
Traffic makes us all crazy OP