Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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AZFreckles 0
I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.
SOCALME 3
Scooby dooby doo?
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writergirl69 0
Fake. every car I have ever seen have windows that go down when you press the switch, what stepping on it would do. YDI for lying
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI for having your dog in your lap while driving.
afroninjashuffle 0
agreed
koopameat 0
Hahahahahaha I LOLed
JosieBongs 0
Is your dog ok?!
dramionegirl 0
Why didn't u have the dog in the backseat? A dog in your lap can lead to an accident. YDI for doing that. Maybe next time you won't have him in the front of the car even less in your lap. I sympathize for the shirt and the dog. You seem really worried about the shirt and not much about the dog, why?
dramionegirl 0
So he wasn't in your lap? Good also good that he's okay. I wonder if he's afraid to go in the car now? Nevermind what I said before because he wasn't in you lap.
shiloh10 0
I don't care about the damn shirt. and the dog was in the passener seat he is 90 lbs.
FerrariCake 2
Picturing this (window squeezing shit out of dog) is so funny I'm crying. Even funnier if the dog was standing in the passenger seat with his ass pointed toward you. I think I'm having a heart attack...
ughigiveup 4
Poor dog. :(