Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6
A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.
Nivaku 0
We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...
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TheHappyOne 0
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haha lmao ydi why have a ***** as a daughter?
jharajuku 0
so what does it mean??? lol
PixiiLuv 0
I'm guessing cum on the face?
andruha1123 5
ouch... what a ***** win for the dude though
denbeste 3
where is the fml? boohoo she's sexually active, whine more.
Dragons_corner 6
so did he cum on her face?, doubled fist her?, walked around the corner and cum her? or all 3????
SunshineBoy21 0
I agree with #17, #15 your an idiot! I have two daughters and if (when they are old enough to date:) their boyfriend said something like that to me - he'd be picking his teeth up off the ground and pulling his dick out of his ass!
Dragons_corner 6
I agree 21 but I still want to know which 1.
SunshineBoy21 0
Which one what? What the OP's daughter's boyfriend did? Which method of 'supersoaking' he did on or to her? Does it matter? He was talking to her parents! If he doesn't respect her parents, one can only imagine how he is treating their daughter. Well I guess we know one thing he's doing with her ;)
mona_is_here 10
Your daughter's boyfriend is an idiot. What the heck was he thinking before saying such things to his girlfriend's PARENTS?
Stupified 0
Ydi for thinking he'd be talking about anything other than sexual, unless your daugters like 10 then fyl
Prototype12 0
I supersoaked your mom last night!! ohhhh shhhnap
KingDingALing 9
I like water guns! You can supersoak me!! :D
JillianlikesVogu 0
1-Just because that happened with one guy doesn't make her daughter a *****. You wouldn't call her boyfriend a ***** for that, would you?
STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4
That's my grandma!!!!
aruss721 0
it's one thing to be open with your parents. it's another to be completly dissgusting and totalyl uncalled for in these situations. and if she's a teenager I kick that little boys ass right out my house.
boopityboppity 11
Totalyl: Like a pterodactyl, but a cross between that and an 11 year old girl. And before you, the reader, hits thumbs down for this being unrelated, read #135 carefully.
PolishHammer 0
Wow two pictures of Homer Simpson to start the comments. Neato
darkmis1 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
FYL for having a ***** fit a daughter, but YDI for not knowing what supetsoaking means.
katt4 1
what does yid stand for???
tweetbaby14 18
162- young ignorant dwarf
Anaxes 5
#162 - You Idiotic Dumbass.
bosskidz20 2
dumbass
mackieflann 3
well you were kind of right
1gator1nation1 0
15 = Win.
Sprinkle_Donuts 1
awe damn tht sucks you should kick her boyfriends asss
sexycourtcourt 0
dayum!! I ain't been supersoaked but I've given blow jobs and hand jobs before
iampunk 0
219, your profile says you're thirteen and you give ******** and handjobs? What the ****?
AceArctic 4
I get it 147 :P
multiplecoloredc 0
#219, good job at being a classy 13 year old :)
jannie22 0
shut the **** up how do u know she's a *****? Mabee they were dating for a very long period of time and is over the legal age for sex!?!?! and mabee she finally let him do it for an anneversery or something? People like u make me ******* sick to my stomach judging people like that! and y is the girl always the ***** Mabee he's a man *****! SCREW YOU!
staymintyfresh 13
I'm in love with your vocabulary :)
clumsylittleme 11
you deserve kt
vanillacocoa 6
Cough cough sluuut cough cough
ken328 0
O.o
Sm32589g 0
ewww number 4!!!
SoniaKarina 3
?
yessiee23 0
what does supersoaked mean?
Nivaku 0
We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...
ajruok 8
lmfao
MarkerofMagic 0
your profile pic is awsome but its be more badass if the gun actually had a clip in it.
Peacemaker9 7
it does. just a small clip though
Link_Asriel 0
it would be even more badass if the Private had his cover on while outside. ****** boots...
sidg84 0
LLS! I just found out what it meant
anna15243 6
what does LLS mean?
boomx 0
LMFAO ! aaaah, fyl maaate !
kingghidorah 10
mate? Haha seriously though...I would never say that to a girls parents....
WingsFan80 4
mate is English for buddy, pal, homie, friend, get cultured bro.?
boomx 0
i like saying mate, so whaaat?
iampunk 0
And she's Scottish.
CaliGali 9
you should make sure what the phrases that your kids use really mean before you laugh OP!
kdawg360 0
Again wrong FML
Kyto7884 0
^i believe she is on the right fml an you're not xD
GavinRoskamp 0
Win.
entwinedrose 9
"I supersoaked your daughter!" "-pulls out phone- just a minute, I need to look that up." That's what I imagined anyways.
JessAmmyy_ 0
what does it meaan?
ToastGurl 0
Aw, where are the adorable pictures of your dogs instead of a baby flicking people off?
FMLsOhilarious 6
A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.
Hoplaka 0
-Puke- Ewww!! I'm 20 and never heard of that!! Soo... my niece and her boyfried needed a place to stay while their house was being built. I had no clue what supersoaked meant when she yelled it out so I yelled,"Ooh waterguns? Can I play? :D" My neice yelled no and to leave them the hell alone. :*(
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
12- just scroll down a little bit. or urbandictionary.com. the bf probably didn't think op would look it up.
Master__Chief 0
#134 HAHAHAHA thats an epic fail
kurtrichardson13 0
she got a save coat of **** lol
jumper1984 0
holy **** how old is your niece and how young where there conceivers for u to be twenty and have a niece that's building a house and getting a pearl necklace on her face
FantasticFin 0
I have an uncle only 3 years older then me and an aunty not much older then that, it's not uncommon?
neoncookie16 0
okkk so just because she got with him prob once doesn't make her a ***** ok?? I bet all those girls who commented that she was a ***** aren't virgins either so shut the **** up
Azellia 15
I actually have two nieces older than me :p
jasonswife423 18
I know a guy whose 2 nephews are both older than him by 5 years. Also, my oldest sibling and my youngest uncle were born the same year.
rottentomatoes 7
HAHA XD 'I'd laugh anyway
HelloFuckinKitty 0
waittt, what does it mean?
HaxivX 0
it means he had sex with her and supersoaked her with cum
Graawr 7
Maybe now you should have a sex ed talk with her. :O
SunshineBoy21 0
...actually they should have a self respect talk with her!
Dragons_corner 6
Graawr is hot and if she/you are Japanese then in my opinion that's the hottest Asian.
ohSNAPyall 27
For real, Sunshine! OP, be advised that this prick is giving your daughter a bad reputation. If he told you that -- a pretty vile thing to say to her parent -- what other things is he telling her peers?
islandhani 0
no she doesn't... she does look Japanese and she is pretty :)
Link_Asriel 0
well her profile says she in Japan so i am gonna say Nihon-jin. plus she looks it.