Today, at work, my manager fell in front of an entire lobby full of people on a wet floor. I'm the only one who burst out laughing. Turns out she has a broken arm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML
Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML
Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML
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Top comments
solegit 0
i probably wouldve done the same tbh
Lustuu_fml 14
No, you're funny ! hahaha
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Comments (70)
Chichainator 0
You're mean >:(
bluecat_fml 0
family bonds :)
bluecat_fml 0
hahaha today i just commented on the wrong FML :) FML
docscientist 10
Hint: Don't laugh until after you know they're okay.
stephanie0613 0
Why would you laugh at your boss falling. If you get fired YTDI !
SqueakyBootz 0
You must be the typical conceited bitch whose immature as ****. If I ever saw a ****** asshole like you, I would knock you the **** out before you even saw it comin. I'm ****** sick of these ****** asshole **** bitches who think they're all ****** that. My blood pressure is ****** rising just reading about your bitch ass.
omgshaylaaa 0
yikes squeakyboots... someone pissed in your cheerios I suppose?
KingDingALing 9
13- The real question is: Who WOULDN'T laugh at their boss? Especially if you hate your boss. I know that I would laugh.
bakedindaoven 0
you can't say u wouldent have laughed...
timma90 4
I'd piss myself laughing. Just sit there for hours chuckling away.
romanje 0
unless the manager is cool then who cares. broken arms heal but someone you don't like falling on their face is priceless
Lustuu_fml 14
No, you're funny ! hahaha
Rumeee666 0
ok go to her say sorry then chuckel alittle bit and then burst out laughing then leave
lyn29 0
thats funny ...i always laugh in these kind of situations ... so i guess its not really ur fault but it is kind of mean :S
max_wilder 9
Classic... This happened to the majority of my basketball team when we ran onto the court that was just cleaned once. Slapstick comedy is always funny
solegit 0
i probably wouldve done the same tbh
xXshotsXx 0
Dick...... >:(
JocelynKaulitz 28
dnt worry I would have laughed with you, then felt bad (:
scottovious 0
did you kick her too?
cdatribe23 0
shiiitt haha I woulda laughed too!! haha
hkkilla 6
it was funny at the time. I would've laughed, only after I found out if she was ok or not. :]
SkateElement44 0
every other employee must feel really intimidated by her