Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
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Top comments
Capt_Obvious 11
Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.
SS99_fml 20
Sounds like a tame version of Saw
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SS99_fml 20
Sounds like a tame version of Saw
revan546 24
Final Destination: Canine
mannatee 19
Final desti-canine
revan546 24
A valiant attempt, #10.
alan2kai13 3
final canineation?
PieReaper 11
Let's play a game
a_wiener_d0g 15
I would have been pissed
cakefete2 31
OP was pissed... On
IloveToLaugh143 21
Well now you can wash off along with your car, just like in the movies.
Capt_Obvious 11
Go through again with the windows down, that should solve the pissing problem.
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Or, as soon as the outside carwash finishes, get the inside cleaned :)
mif_fml 27
Your poor dog was scared pissless.
BaldoktheMystic 3
Swing and a miss
babygurll19 10
No...I'm pretty sure the dog was full of piss
whythankyou 19
What did you expect?
HeyTherexxx 21
Well I'm sure she didn't expect to be peed on...
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, I wouldn't have expected it. I've had dogs sit next to me and look worried, one that used to just go sleep on the back floor, my parents' dog is amused and entertained. One cat used to hide on the floor boards, the other one would come to me for reassurance and watch it, but that's all. The old cat would briefly acknowledge it, then resume whatever she'd been doing, such as napping. I've never had one even BEGIN to freak out, not with me there. If they'd never been in one and gone through it alone, yeah, probably panic for a few of them. But a pissing panic with the owner right there? Not common at all and sure not what I'd expect, ever.
skittyskatbrat 19
This cat? Yep. I can also vacuum her fur when she's shedding badly, give her a bath, clip her nails w/out holding her, etc. She's scared of very little. The other one gets nervous, but with the big cat and myself there? She forgets what startled her in about two seconds. The old cat was unshakeable. NOTHING phased her!
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Yeah, The hubby and I used to take our cat everywhere in the beginning, even on camping trips. We took him through the carwash with us on one specific trip home to get the mud off the car. He freaked out and tried to hide under the seats. It was really hard getting him out of the car. Can't take him camping anymore. He hates the car now and he ***** himself when we try and drive anywhere. Should've seen that one coming. It was a dumb move on our part. Lesson learned.
Indianboy9321 25
Sounds like urine a spot of trouble there!
Stryker78cRS 15
Good one!
seventhejellyman 12
You scared the piss out if him
scarman_fml 14
Why did you even post that comment?
Ilovemysphynx 19
A vacuum scares most dogs, I can only imagine a huge drive thru car wash. Poor doggie.
TheCrispyCat 20
My cousin's dog starts barking and attacks the vacuum. I bet he would love a car wash.
brandoneyez1 25
Lesson learned.! Note taken.