hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bad boy
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
kiwibox
Ipswich, United Kingdom
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
SHIT-BREATH
Chepstow, United Kingdom
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
ukfan
United States
Help!
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
Catois
United States
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Anonymous
Amarillo, United States
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Top comments
kduubb 7
aww poor dog...
Shadow1368 17
That's a shitty situation.
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Comments (195)
kduubb 7
aww poor dog...
davizv 0
now the race-ist. choosing dogs over ur own kind
genesisnirvana 11
poor living room.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
you're all telling me you DON'T shit all ober your house? you people are crazy!
shrinkydinks 0
my dog just crapped on my carpet a few days ago! sorry op, cleaning dog crap sucks.
NeonBlack 0
it could be worse, OPs dog could've had diarrhea xD
lmfao1643 3
Its time to put him down like old yeller
eminemchick 19
lmfao love the way op stated that, "..panicked and shat himself all over.." XD
KingGeorgeGal 12
The dog is your responsibility, if you did not want to deal with cleaning up messes, you shouldn't haven gotten a dog.
shovels 0
Need a shovel?
TheJessica10022 6
^^ win!! :)
EmilyShmemily496 0
oh crap.
pertained 12
This is why I hate dogs.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
#68, oh my god really? that is pretty creative I must say
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
108 you're right it was, unlike your comment, which was pretty crap tbh.
FarSide 23
A shatty situation
ImmortalKratos 0
animals belong outside. not living with humans that's how diseases spread
Carebear423 0
my dog did the same thing! but his collar got caught on the dishwasher rack and he pulled the whole thing out!
EMOELMO9000 0
and that's a bad thing?
allthatremains25 0
and they hate you too, 87. so you're even.
TheRealBruce 12
Oh Noo! that's Jeffrey's dog
TheRealBruce 12
Oh Noo! that's jeffrey's dog
MrHughJass 0
My name is jamie, and i am da tank. wanna fight about it?
Shadow1368 17
That's a shitty situation.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You're just too witty.
DocBastard 40
Simple solution - get a new living room. Problem solved. I help because I care.
DocBastard 40
Well shit, I didn't mean to put this comment here. I meant to lambast Shadow1368 for the shitty situation comment and put this comment at the end.
Shadow1368 17
Smooth move DocBastard.
Xr70r7 4
I think you mean shatty.
shovels 0
I see what you did there...
JoeyPterodactyl 0
Expletives have no place in the comments.
DocBastard 40
JoeyPterodactyl - really? They don't? *rereads site rules* Actually, Rule 6 explicitly states, "Have fun!" and I find cursing fun, so I'm clearly following the ******* site rules.
MrSassypants 34
76 but my threadjacking gets in the way of the rules but one of the rules states have fun and my threadjacking is fun for me. SO MUCH CONTRADICTION!!! AAHH!! *head explodes* Good thing I can live without my head. Lucky I memorized the keys. 8)
Sirin_fml 47
Forgive me, but what the **** are you talking about? The site's very name is "**** my life." That really should ******* set the scene for you. As you can tell, I have less patience for fake ******* politeness than Alan has strands of hair.
MrSassypants 34
Sirin I haven't said this but I love you. Everytime I read a comment of yours you just obliterate someone.
rebeldevil 4
tushe sirin. tushe.
HannahForbesxo 13
Tushe? I believe it is touché. Not trying to be pedantic but just for future reference.
porridge111 6
hahahah I see what you did there. that's ****** funny though!!!
JesusFishTaco 5
I just jizzed my pants when I saw that DocBastard has posted 3333 comments on this site.
ILoveVilleValo 0
Heyy DocBastard is back !! just the other day I was wondering whatever happened to him. :) his comments are definitely the best i've seen on FML :P
mismonroe 0
Don't act like you wouldn't do the same.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
I would definately have sex with you.
NomOnShroomz 14
Ditto.
xxlauruh 0
ditto ditto ditto.
isac1234 0
ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto (: iCan Love You Lonq Time (x
isac1234 0
ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto ditto. iCan love you LongTime (:
MrHughJass 0
C-C-Combo Breaker!
dkent6251 0
your hott!
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
If I watched this, I'm not sure if I would find it sad or outrageously funny.
sideshowIFG 0
Definitely, Outrageosly funny
BDTM 0
anyone that finds this sad has no sense of humour
giantsfan2010 23
what about op who has to clean it up?
sucksforyou21 0
did you clean it up?? I would kill the dog
sxe_beast 11
You would kill a dog for ******** all over the place due to extreme trauma!? Wow.
iEatGuppies 0
you heartless bastard. you would kill the dog? wow.
rawrriri 8
Nah I'm pretty sure op just let the shit sit there. And the whole killing the dog thing, is horrible.
YayFlameWarz 9
Take a wild a crazy guess. Also you're a prick
KiddNYC1O 22
You'd kill Kenny?! You bastard. Wow.
KingGeorgeGal 12
******* retard.
balest22 0
5- if u would read the ******* username u would know the answer to ur question u heartless bitch.
IronMaiden45 0
I'm sure in another universe a dog is thinking that about you asshole
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
the comtainer might have not killed him, you probably were constipated and decided to use some turbo lax so without thinking you left the turbo lax on the counter w/o the cap on it and your dog liked the smell and knocked it over, drank it, got extremely excited and went to see you, hit his face while drinking and got his face stuck and shatted him/herself.. but your explanation sound quoted reasonable also.
77wade 0
ur stipid
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
So is Texas.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
oh yeah, I failed when it comes to grammar :(
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
92- coming from you, the hypocrite that can't spell stupid...
ItzKymra 0
You asshole:D Killing a dog for a small think is effin retarted.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
123 you're wrong that's hilarious! no I'm jk that is pretty sad but I don't think he really would have killed the dog, maybe punished it or kept it away from dog head sized containers :p
eog314 0
haha. i was the 69th person to thumb down..
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
win ^
icecreamisrad 13
Serial killer much hmm
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
he was obviously just trying to help interior decorating. He figured the walls would look better with a nice, shitty brown.
eckksDeeitsTravi 0
the dog paints the walls the same way my mom does!
BDTM 0
win^
cowsgomooxP 0
Gives a new meaning to "scared the crap out of myself"....
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
I saw that coming, but I like it.
NoodleBurger 0
no it doesn't, it gives a literal meaning. not a new one.
xxlauruh 0
oh god, shut up kid.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Whatthe HELL is wrong with your picture posing 114?!?! Like I'm one to talk with this freaky ass picture lol.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
114 is a chode nose grammar Nazi..
peakcheer 2
did you have to clean it up? I don't understand why this is a fml
Person1233 13
OP's name: hadtocleanthemess. L2FML.
mintcar 10
Well...you better start cleaning.
mintcar 10
Well...you better start cleaning.
WhiteBoyThatCan 0
and you better stop being emo and black before somebody gets confused..