Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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AZFreckles 0
I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.
SOCALME 3
Scooby dooby doo?
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Comments (157)
fadingaway 17
YDI for caring so much about your damn shirt when your poor dog could've been decapitated.
ulicksam 0
Besides things flying up into your dog's eye, this is another reason you don't let your dogs hang their head out the window. YDI for sucking as a pet owner.
kizzck 6
you:0 dog:1
novert7531 0
Seens when do you push down on a window opener and the window goes up? somethings telling me you bs. like this comment if you agree or reply
TheDrifter 24
Your spelling and grammar is making my head hurt, but let me enlighten your ghetto ass on what a rocker switch is. It has two sides, one for up and the other for down and it hinges in the middle. You press down on the appropriate side for either operation. One day you too will be able to afford a vehicle with luxuries like this. I'm sure with a few more years of counting pennies and cashing food stamps you'll have the $500 or so saved up to buy a 1989 Dodge Dynasty with these newfangled fancy switches in them.
novert7531 0
Since* is what i ment to say
Sadochan 0
That's funny and kinda sad at the same time. I would be mean and say 'Wind it up more', but I won't. That's too mean. You could've let him out then scold but not too harshly. If you catch my drift. I lost myself.
Zombie65 0
your poor dog in pain from the window head getting crushed or choking and your worried about a little bit of shit on your shirt you need to get your priorities straight YOU DESERVE IT for not making this an fml for your dog
failx3 0
So true :( The poor dog D:
pike1346 3
you should not have a dog on your lap while driving douchebag
shiloh10 0
#90 He was in the passenger seat you DOUCHE BAG.
Wazilla 0
he just did both 89 nunbnuts
Rawrington 5
Fail.