Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
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AZFreckles 0
I'm sorry for your dog. But what kind of moron are you for driving with a ******* dog on your lap?!?!?! Was there no room on the passenger seat, or better yet, in the back seat?? Can you honestly say that your dog is never a distraction to your driving? I'm guessing NOT if it's ******** on you.
SOCALME 3
Scooby dooby doo?
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TOL_fml 6
That's why my mom puts the window lock on. (not so the dog dosen't shit all over her, but so he's safe....she probably wouldn't want him ******** on her as well). Anyways, she roles it down enough so that his head and shoulders can be out the window, and locks it.
thirdbase1733 0
fake. you have to pull up to bring the windows up. plus it is December and I saw somewhere you are from Wisconsin
DanielleSaysHell 0
that's a reflex that he almost died.
falconious 0
forget the dog, how is the shirt?
bowiesgirl9909 0
i think its more the dog's FML then yours....
metaldeth 0
I can't believe you people are worried about her dog! Doesn't it occur to anyone that a serious accident could have occurred here?
my_butt_hurts 0
man ur dog is crappy mustve been a shitty day this situation cant be cleaned mustve been like poop in a fan ;D
Mfresh212 0
Hilarious :)
scribbles7 0
That's why you should lock their window if you can. Alot more then him ******** on you could've happened!
Yankees47 0
One time my mom rolled my neck up in the window did I mention my dad "accidentaly" slammed my pinky in the door I only have 9 fingers girls think it's hot though