Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
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taticalnNinja 5
It's okay it has 8 more lives
mintcar 10
Aw, poor cat.
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Comments (152)
zacmann 0
that's not cool
ulicksam 0
YDI for not keeping your damn pets indoors.
metallicshadow 16
not gonna lie, as sad as that may be, that sounds pretty funny
orly33 0
People eating tasty animals
dolly4215 5
your life doesnt suck, but your cat's life did
Mokiikom_fml 8
I hope this is a fake. If not, you are a pathetic excuse of a human being for killing your pet through negligence and then finding that tragedy hilarious and deciding to post it on a comical website. Hopefully someone will teach you how the cat felt.
william818 0
stop being such a bitch. jeez...
r0ck_this 0
i will send condolences, OP. I've actually had a dog of mine chase a cat right under the wheel of my car as I was backing out of the driveway, so I pretty much know how you feel. Of course, I was also high on pot, so ... yeah. Talk about a bad trip. Funny story actually! But, I digress. Anyway! I'm sorry that happened. I know you probably don't necessarily see it as "hilarious" as people have suggested, rather see it as a true F__K MY LIFE. Because.. last time I checked, wait a minute, let me check again. YEP, This site IS called FML.com, I thought so. I'm blonde though, and I could easily be mistaken, so I had to check twice before I chastise anybody. Seems like a good FML moment to me! Sad, but accurate.
ckjacques53198 0
at least it wasn't a dog
CultureChic 14
This FML has nothing to do with dogs. It's not that I don't like dogs, but I wish stupid people would STFU and stop bringing them up.
free2Bfeline 2
Perhaps the owner or the owner's family, who probably loved the cat, care. But apparently caring about something or someone other than yourself is a foreign concept to you. I have an idea. Maybe someone should run over YOU and we'll see who cares.
fatboygixxer 3
wow