drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HoHoSnow
United States
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Poorphone
Denver, United States
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
warningxxLidell
United States
Today, I was driving on roads that were bad from two days of snow. I spun my car out, and ended up half-way in a ditch. Thinking that I could push my car out of the snow, I got out of my car, landing in waist deep snow. When trying to get back in, I fell neck deep into snow. FML
Snowtoe
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
JulieKid
United States
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Klamp18
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sorry not sorry
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
UnluckyReporter
Lexington, United States
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Michael McMike
Whitehorse, Canada
Neighborly
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why would you be attempting that by yourself?
DocBastard 40
I can't really tell what OP was driving at, but we should stick with the facts, rather than get steered in the wrong direction and automatically assume OP is stupid. I'm trying to stay neutral, but I'm getting tired.
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Comments (68)
Nightmenace 0
so... how do u manage to fail that badly? lmao
ItsSho 5
Seeing as the OP is American I'm pretty sure s/he'll find a way to sue someone for this.
FMLforALL 0
is that what you would do 20? Blacks LOVE to sue you know. Even more than Americans!!!
flyersfan365 0
why do people think Americans sue over everything?
Kesler_17 0
Well, I don't think Americans sue over everything, but they have sued over the most trivial/idiotic of things, e.g., the lady that sued McDonald's for the "hot" coffee that spilled on her. This type of stupidity makes the headlines, and, unfortunately, it has happened several times, so people think "Americans sue over everything." Btw, I love Jeff Carter.
naximus93 0
#38, I was thinking the exact same thing.
fakeaccountX 6
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!
bailes_o_hay 0
lol people she sued because she got 3rd degree burns from coffee. they kept it that hot on purpose.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Haha 20, well played. And I really don't think she was being serious guys.
ulicksam 0
51- It's SUPPOSED to be hot you moron.
FFML_314 12
Why would you be attempting that by yourself?
IgETbANNED 0
Because he didn't have somebody fat like you to help him push!
babygirlc1 5
Shoulda called for backup! You can't move a car by yourself.
sillypiper 0
you're right. no one can
warpig182 0
I can.
mintcar 10
Hulk can.
mintcar 10
Hulk can.
very_ugly_girl 0
Only weak people call for help. Be a man or a woman, whatever you prefer and handle the issue yourself. Americans are so lazy and weak.
kayybby 1
^ Every comment I have read by you makes me despise you're lack of intelligence more and more. Where in the fml did OP say they called for help? And Americans are weak and lazy? Being close minded and completely ignorant gets you no where in life my dear. Oh and I'd LOVE to see you move a car by yourself, out of a snowbank. Let me know how that works out for you.
MEM0817 18
Uhh firstly kayybby, you're just as retarded as very_ugly_girl. You can't even use the word 'you're' correctly. Secondly, ugly girl was posting a comment in response to babygirlc1's comment.. Not in response to OP's story. Make sure your hands are clean before you start pointing fingers, you jackass
captainburke 5
I agree with you kayybby, but if you're going to comment on someone's lack of intelligence, you should make sure your grammar is correct.
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
im really bonerific from this
unidentified_sta 5
I always wonder why your comments are moderated, now I see I'm not missing anything of value.
ryanst 7
Not to mention no more than 9 minutes after this post did he reply to the next post and get moderated.
valri3 0
You should be in a neutral state after this....too bad you can't drive stick either.
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
you can drive my stick
riseagainst8767x 0
iMOTHERHU-Congrats on being the most commonly moderated person on fml...
iMOTHERHUMPERi 0
well its abput motherhumpin time
easwhitey 0
Why would anyone make a bank out of snow? Would it just melt in the summer
unidentified_sta 5
Great seasonal rates of course. Great liquidity too.
very_ugly_girl 0
Oh!! I get the joke, stupid.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ouch, I'm sorry OP. We never face dilemmas like that, here in San Diego.
unidentified_sta 5
That must suck, barely/no snow? I've grown fond of how everything falls apart come Winter.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Yeah we don't get any snow whatsoever... it is raining though :)
7lollypop7 0
At least it's better than Aruba. It's the same temperature throughout the whole year and it pisses me off
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
58- Is it very hot?
ImaginaryFoe 1
How did you manage that unless you were pulling it? That is a spectacular failure on your part, OP. I cannot imagine how you can push a car and end up with it coming back over you.
chillinAK 9
I tried commenting the same thing. Having to remove cars from the side of the road before, there is no possible way to do this unless they are extremely stupid. YDI all the way.
Breanah01 0
maybe it was up a tiny hill or something ? but I agree (:
yeppers6502 0
And the first thing you do? Run and tell FML! Obviously.
very_ugly_girl 0
Today, I was ran over by my car by trying to push it out of a snowbank and then immediately told everyone about it on fml. fml
Judus_beej 0
buhajahahajahahahaahahahahaha that's all I have to say about this fml.